10 May 2021

Pop Deaf Enough That Nan Can Talk Shit About Him When He’s Right There

9 May 2021

Seat Belt Locking Up Forces Frustrated Man To Reevaluate His Emotional State

The Nation

Nice Meal Ruined By Woman Thinking About How Many People Have Used That Spoon

The Nation

Recently Retired Mum Treats Herself To Nice Glass Of Savvy B After Day Pottering Around Garden

Breaking news

Breaking News

Pop Deaf Enough That Nan Can Talk Shit About Him When He’s Right There

9 May 2021

Breaking News

Modern Day Socrates Drops Some Of That Fire Philosophical Theory At 6AM Mark During Kick Ons

8 May 2021

Breaking News

Land Speed Record Broken By R32 Skyline Facing Orange Light

8 May 2021

Breaking News

Brisbane Dad Messages His Kids In Byron To Warn Of Active Cases 1000km South Of Them

7 May 2021

Breaking News

All Of NSW Hoping Old Mate At Least Got The BBQ He Was Looking For

5 May 2021

Breaking News

Home Affairs Gives Border Control Officers Bunnings Paint Swatches For Future Reference

5 May 2021

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The Betoota Advocate Podcast

A weekly dissection of the Australian zeitgeist with high profile Australian guests. Clancy Overell and Errol Parker, editors of the explicitly raw but iconic Outback Australian newspaper known as The Betoota Advocate report fiercely – without fear or favour.

In-Focus

Dan Andrews Vows To Get His Revenge On Scotty Once He Gets Out Of His Iron Lung

7 May 2021

PM: “I’m Making A Captain’s Call To Backflip On This Incredibly Unpopular Policy That Was My Idea”

7 May 2021

“Bloody Hell, Didn’t See That One Coming,” Says PM After China Cuts All Diplomatic Ties With Australia

6 May 2021

Boomer Discovers They Can Buy Whitegoods Online And Don’t Have To Get Ripped Off At Harvey Norman

6 May 2021

Bill Gates Bashes The Fuck Out Of Some Guy At A Caloundra Boat Ramp For Touching His Crab Pots

5 May 2021

Politic

States Ask PM To Lend Them Tamil Family Detention Facilities To Help With Quarantine Effort

29 April 2021

International Trade Back On As Scotty Tees Up Meeting With Nigerian Prince

24 April 2021

Christensen Praised By Coalition For Finally Doing Something That Improves Their Election Chances

24 April 2021

Christensen Quits Politics for Heavyweight Boxing, Calls Out Gallen for A Thrilla in Manila II

23 April 2021

“Inner City Types Won’t Dictate Carbon Policy” Says PM Who Must Think Rupert Lives In Bourke

20 April 2021

Sports

Report: Datitt Brahhhhh

7 May 2021

Jarryd Hayne To Now Focus On Chasing Lifelong Dream Of Playing Touch Footy In Long Bay

6 May 2021

Ballboy Standing On Sidelines At Broncos Feeder Club Sensationally Poached By Melbourne Storm

5 May 2021

PM Says Michael Slater Should Stick To Rugby League And Let The Experts Talk About India

4 May 2021

Cricketers In India Banned From Returning Unless PM Needs Them For Mid-Bushfire Photo Shoot

4 May 2021

Southern News Cycle Now Slow Enough For AFL Jersey Spat To Be Most Hotly Contested Issue Again

29 April 2021

The Nation

Seat Belt Locking Up Forces Frustrated Man To Reevaluate His Emotional State

Nice Meal Ruined By Woman Thinking About How Many People Have Used That Spoon

Recently Retired Mum Treats Herself To Nice Glass Of Savvy B After Day Pottering Around Garden

Report: Not A Good Night To Be A Beer On Caxton Street

“Don’t You Fucken Tell Your Mother” Says Dad After Being Caught Sucking A Dart Out Back

Lara Bingle To Front New ‘What The Bloody Hell Are Ya Doing?’ Consent Video

Local News

Bedtime Procrastination Sees Local Bloke Watching Pakistani Pool Building Videos At 3am

Inner-City Leftie Finds Himself In That Strange Place Again Where He Agrees With Andrew Bolt

Cash Only Cafe Makes The Local Pub’s ATM Sound A Lot Closer Than It Is

Woman Lends RFS A Hand With Backburning And Tosses Her Durry Out The Window

Bucks Party’s Mandatory Posh English Bloke Actually Quite A Pig

Public Servant With Long Term Permanent Position Laughs In The Face Of Performance Manager

World News

Denzel To Star In New Revoltingly Violent Movie He’s Clearly Not That Emotionally Attached To

7 May 2021

Big Pharma Feeling Persecuted By Calls To Make Life-Saving Treatments Accessible To The Poor

6 May 2021

Nation That Has 9 Cities With More Residents Than NSW Surprisingly Not Reliant On Our Business

6 May 2021

Gun Enthusiasts Outraged as Joe Biden Places Restrictions On Surface-To-Air Missiles

24 April 2021

“Well Thank Goodness That’s All Over!” Says White America

21 April 2021

French Foreign Legion Unveil Elite New Training Facility To Rival Australian Navy

16 April 2021

Chinese Military Drop Claims To South China Sea After Learning About Australian Twerk Division

15 April 2021

JK Rowling Suggests New Trans Tasman Bubble Isn’t A Real, Biological Bubble

6 April 2021

Christians Observe First Victim Of Cancel Culture, Jesus Christ

4 April 2021

Australian Who Spent Last Week Defending His Beloved Queen Now Embracing Proud Irish Heritage

17 March 2021

“It’s Got Nothing To Do With Her Ghosting Me!” Screams Piers Morgan As Tears Stream Down Face

11 March 2021

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