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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Journalism's rudeboy Peter Van Onselen has ambushed another guest at the National Press Club today after asking Reserve Bank Governor Phillip Lowe if he murdered a vagrant back in the early 80s. "Mr Lowe, is it true that in 1981, you set a homeless man on fire outside a Sydney nightclub?" PVO asked. The Governor just...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being ambushed yesterday at the National Press Club with questions regarding the cost of living, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to give up pretending to be a dim-witted bloke from the Shire. Scott Morrison has manufactured a new alter-ego overnight with the help of a focus group that represents a slither of the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The time for panic is near but it is not today, that's the message from popular bank simp Phillip Lowe today who decided to keep interest rates at an all time low. For the upteenth consecutive quarter, the Reserve Bank has decided to protect banks and their speculative investor customers for another quarter because when...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are being urged to take into account today that Australian Open doubles champion Nick Krygios has been awake now for three days so he might not be making a lot of sense right now. In addition to that, the nation's media are being told to perhaps let him sleep and maybe go for a...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has tonight kicked her boyfriend out of the lounge room, for a back to back session of mega bogan's dating and depraved teen drama. It’s alleged Bec Wilson had been waiting all week for the pivotal Euphoria episode, which teaser trailer saw Cassie descending down the stairs in some skimpy swimwear at...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been forced to duck questions from his greatest mentor this week as former Hillsong Pty Ltd CEO Brian Houston asks Scott Morrison where his "Australia Day" honour is. But Morrison has replied today, telling Brian that now is not a good time. "My King," said Morrison. "Now isn't a good time for me....

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Supermarkets across the Top End are empty because of flooding in South Australia and Queensland. The floodwaters have cut roads and washed away train lines, leaving the NT Government to ask the Feds for help. Speaking in Darwin this morning, the Territory's leader Michael Gunner said it's time for the Federal Government to step in...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister, who is just a bloke from Danglemah, was forced to visit an art gallery today in the New England and was seemingly unimpressed by what he saw. Despite telling his staff repeatedly that he was no "culture vulture" and that he'd rather watch the Lady Ashes than look at paintings, Barnaby...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of local teachers have decided to pull the wool over the eyes of the principal today and put their combined RATs on the South Betoota Buy Swap Sell page in an effort to raise enough money to buy the classroom supplies they need. While traditionally classroom supplies were paid for in full by...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middle-class bloke in a Politix suit who is largely devoid of any real personality has provided comfort to a friend this afternoon who is currently going through his first traumatic market correction. As the world markets and cryptocurrency exchanges continue to both freefall and burn out of control, seasoned digital asset investor Sam Rayford...