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Local Woman Not Sure What Is Scarier, Scotty’s New Ad Or Her GP Saying Come Back In September

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Hills resident, Eden Monaro (31) is just your average middle management swing voter. She's not exactly the most politically-charged citizen, in fact she's actually the perfect dinner party guest. She's far more interested in talking about her family, friends and work - rather then engaging in whatever culture wars are raging on Twitter and Sky News. However, with the...

Do you wanna design the cover of The Betoota Advocate’s next book? Our publisher will pay you

Do you think you have it in you to design the cover for the upcoming Betoota Advocate book? Are you a budding graphic designer? Can you respond to briefs in a relatively professional manner? Will you not get heartbroken if we decide your work is a little bit too how ya goin? Then maybe you might want to throw your...

Albo Urges PM To Release Everyone Arrested In Operation Ironside And Let Them Run Jab Roll-Out

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOGISTICS PROFESSIONALS: In one of his many press conferences you didn't see this week because 70% of the Australian media market is controlled by Rupert Murdoch, Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today offered up a solution to the Morrison's government's incompetent jab roll-out programme. Speaking to the ABC or the Guardian, or whoever the fuck goes to his press...

Anti-Mask Barnaby Interrupts NSW Police Press Conference To Explain That He Is Prime Creator Of This Earth

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A frustrated man declaring himself to be God and the "prime creator of this Earth" has stormed today's NSW Premier's press conference with some questions for Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. The man approached Fuller and asked if he had received his cease and desist notice. Mr Fuller told the man “don’t come near me” before he was quickly escorted...

“It’s Much Worse Overseas” Says PM Who Lost His Deputy While 70% Of Population Got Locked Down

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WE ARE SO LUCKY! After the most eventful week in politics since the very start of the pandemic, Scott Morrison has today reshuffled his Federal Cabinet – ousting a handful of Ministers for the allies of Barnaby Joyce, the acting PM who ousted Scotty's deputy without evening talking to him. The Australian PM is now a week into his...

Peter Dutton Learns The Hard Way That You Don’t Start Fights In Towns With Abattoirs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The North Brisbane city slicking Liberal MP Peter Dutton has today learnt an important lesson in Western Queensland ettiquette. You don't start fights in towns with abattoirs. This is an age-old proverb in the rural heartland - and there is no exception to the rule the meat workers are always good for a blue, and can bloody blue. In fact, only...

Nation Starting To Feel Like Bondi Hasn’t Been Taking This Thing Too Seriously From The Start

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New restrictions are being implemented across Greater Sydney, as the number of COVID-19 cases in Sydney's Bondi cluster continues to grow. NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that 16 new cases have emerged in the community since 8pm last night. With less than 2% of the population fully dosed up with their jabs, and growing skepticism towards the government's bungled...

Ski Bum Who’s Been To Japan A Few Times Won’t Shut The Fuck Up About Strong Zero Coming To Aus

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a world of lockdowns and closed borders, a former traveller has received some good news this week.  With the nation currently 4%* vaccinated and international travel still looking off the table for quite some time, a local man has expressed his excitement at being able to have the taste of Tokyo at his fingertips.  The three time Japanese ski...

“Holy Crap You Look So Much Older In Real Life! Haha What The Heck?” Morrison Tells The Queen

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NO OFFENCE BUT HAHA: Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once again gone rogue while travelling internationally without his media advisors in tow. Following a completely pointless trip to the G7 Summit in Cornwall, the PM visited Windsor Castle to see the Queen for a single cup of tea that meant more to him than anything else happening in...

Disturbing 4 Corners Report Shows How Morrison Holds A Beer Without His Media Advisors Around

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big year in and out of court rooms for accurately reporting the non-redacted documents related to the former Attorney-General's personal life, ABC’s Four Corners program has once again found itself in the cross hairs for the razor-weilding Coaliton Government. The newest calls to 'Defund The ABC' come after the embarrassing revelations that Prime Minister Scott Morrison actually...

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