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ERROL PARKER | Editor–At-Large | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the people of the nation’s weeping wound that they will have to live with the policy mistakes that nobody is actually responsible for as the spicy cough takes up a permanent home in Sydney. In the moments after the morning media conference, the under-siege leader said that mistakes were made but nobody...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Australian canoeing guns Tom Green and Jean van der Westhuyzen have managed to hold on to win gold medal in the exhilarating K2 1000-metre sprint at the Tokyo Olympics. After taking a strong lead at the start, the boys were neck and neck with the Czech Republic and Germany for the final 400. The Austalians had a time of...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As of this week, The Kid LAROI has landed his first number one album in the US. In case you only consume Australian media that remains fixated on the era of music that was popular when most of our country's Gen-X culture journalists were rocking whiteboy dreadlocks and eyebrow rings, the Kid Laroi is a 17-year-old Koori rapper/singer...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT First Azzurri took out the Euros, but no one saw this Olympics medal haul on the horizon for Italy as well. A prominent car detailer from Betoota's Flight Path District, Freddie Amarosi (28) was already unbearable a month ago. That was before he even got to see the motherland's unexpected medal streak at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. However, after last...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local mum, Amanda Beams has never once before mentioned that she was such an avid gymnastics fan. A discovery her teenage children made this afternoon while she sat on the couch in a weird, distracted mood and watched replays of every single event, from the horizontal bars, to the rope climbing. "It's fucking weird," says teenage son, Tim (17) who...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the state ventures into their 6th weekend in lockdown, there have been 163 new locally acquired new cases reported in New South Wales, a new daily record. Of those, 66 were household contacts and 45 were infectious in the community. These chilling numbers have seen NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard make the interesting that "Unfortunately cases continue to rise.". But that wasn't...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT POO IN MY PANTS BAHAHA! Scotty From Marketing has descended to new lows in an effort to distract the news cycle from the fact that the two biggest cities in Australia are currently in lockdown. More than two years after they asked him to be on their radio show, the PM has finally appeared on the Kyle and Jackie...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Hills resident, Eden Monaro (31) is just your average middle management swing voter. She's not exactly the most politically-charged citizen, in fact she's actually the perfect dinner party guest. She's far more interested in talking about her family, friends and work - rather then engaging in whatever culture wars are raging on Twitter and Sky News. However, with the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOGISTICS PROFESSIONALS: In one of his many press conferences you didn't see this week because 70% of the Australian media market is controlled by Rupert Murdoch, Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today offered up a solution to the Morrison's government's incompetent jab roll-out programme. Speaking to the ABC or the Guardian, or whoever the fuck goes to his press...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A frustrated man declaring himself to be God and the "prime creator of this Earth" has stormed today's NSW Premier's press conference with some questions for Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. The man approached Fuller and asked if he had received his cease and desist notice. Mr Fuller told the man “don’t come near me” before he was quickly escorted...