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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Here we go again. The fucking leftie soft cock brigade on Twitter is up in arms again. Surprise surprise I hear you say. Today the outrage machine is fixated on the fact Australian soldiers were drinking out of the prosthetic leg of an Afghan - who the soldiers say was a Taliban soldier, and who are we to question that? The...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Chinese Government has today received some support from a very unexpected voter block. With Scott Morrison doing everything he can to drum up a diplomatic stoush to prove that his government didn't completely butcher trade relations with our biggest trading partner and the most powerful country in our region, China is facing a very small amount of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The days he spent behind a bar and picking up glasses is behind him - so too is the expectation for him to work on the weekend. Taking time out of his idle Saturday afternoon to speak candidly to The Advocate, Conor Dalhasse said his boss rang this morning about 9 and all he could...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bottleshop worker Aaron Menzies (26) has been praised by his workplace and community for delivering effective time management during these unprecedented times that have made alcohol more important than ever before. While working the infamous Friday evening shift at Betoota Beers & Goon, Menzies noticed one customer was waiting to purchase two bottles of Little Fat Lamb, a legally-grey...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t be any more of a shark shit fight, you now have to start shopping and see your family because Christmas is less than a month away. Although many of the world’s conservative white people are too busy denying the temperature, mask mandates and impending approach of Joe Biden, there are some that have...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The world of journalism has gone into overdrive at the moment after the revelation that Old City District based product designer Cory Kibble (34) does not need alcohol to have fun. An office worker for over 10 years, it has been long known that Kibble doesn’t need alcohol to have fun, a personal fact he shares as readily as...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Luke Kelly (34) is a simple man. He likes stubby holders with funny things on them, group chats without women and having quite a lot of tomato sauce with whatever he’s eating.  A proud product of Betoota Heights, Kelly is just one of many residents concerned about the gentrification of his area, especially amongst the new locals who are of...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman, Ali Carey has decided she needs to try and be a better person and has committed to being more selfless - as long as it doesn’t put her out in any way or require too much effort. This thought process allegedly came to Ali one drunken Saturday night, when her inner monologue decided to be more...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local woman Ella Clarke is done with the bullshit. There’s only so much one person can take and Ella’s bullshit quota has been sucked dry. After nine months of on-again, off-again nonsense, Ella is finally doing what she should have done ages ago - letting Jack go. Of course this decision can’t be reached without a long consultation...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman Claire Mathieson likes to think she doesn’t care what people think of her - but that’s a flat out lie. Though the twenty-five year old exhibited a casual style of Instagram posting, made evident by the number of candid, out of focus shots of her friends at parties and weird out of context images, it was all...