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Selfish Piece Of Shit Reclines In Cattle Class

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Lactose Intolerant Man Throws Caution To The Wind And Dives Into Freezer At Corner Store

18 April 2019

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Paris Locals Say They Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Sell Notre Dame To An Outback QLD Publican

16 April 2019

Indigenous Woman Facing Jail For Unpaid Fines Applies For Priesthood

Breaking News 14 March 2019

Nation Forced Into Most Productive Morning Of Work Since Early 2010

Breaking News 14 March 2019

Two Surfers End Up In Brawl After Disagreeing On Who Was More Stoked

Breaking News 9 March 2019

Abbott Goes To Effort Of Shelving Entire Bible Only To Realise Visiting Room Has Glass Screen

Breaking News 28 February 2019

‘Proud Catholics’ Ask To Now Only Be Referred To As ‘Catholics’

Breaking News 27 February 2019

“We Are Going To Need A Fuckload Of African Teenagers To Survive This One” Abbott Tells Bolt

Breaking News 26 February 2019

NSW Parliament’s Upcoming Easter Celebrations Classed As A ‘High-Risk Festival’

Breaking News 26 February 2019

See Ya Later Cunt

Breaking News 26 February 2019

Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Now Used For Slacklines After PETA Staff Finally A To Help The Cows

Breaking News 25 February 2019

Tarocash Robot Lets Out Long Beep And Looks On Longingly At Uni Pub Crawl

Breaking News 22 February 2019

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