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    Farmer Who Was Crying About Drought On 4 Corners 12 Months Ago Now Googling New Landcruisers

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    Bloke Loudly Bragging About $500 Pokies Win Carefully Omits How Long He Sat There

    19 January 2021
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    Tennis Stars Complaining About Quarantine Disrupting Training To Be Provided With Totem Kits

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    Tinder Creep Forced To Describe Genitalia After Phone Camera Breaks

    Breaking News 1 January 2021

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    Breaking News 1 January 2021

    Heavily Typoed Text Message Gives Little Insight Into Mates Wild Night

    Breaking News 1 January 2021

    Fledgeling Real Estate Agent Immediately Shunned For Not Adopting Slicked Back Haircut

    Breaking News 30 December 2020

    Bloke Visiting Family For Chrissy Spends Majority Of Time Providing Tech Support To Relatives

    Breaking News 29 December 2020

    Only Child Not Letting Anyone Else Play As Yoshi

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    Hot Air Balloon Once Again The Most Impractical Form Of Air Travel After TigerAir Shutdown

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    Children Shocked To Hear Mum Offer Health Advice That’s Not ‘Have Some Water’

    Breaking News 27 December 2020

    Irish In-Law Forced Into Fielding In Backyard Cricket Didn’t Ask For Any Of This

    Breaking News 26 December 2020

    Aunty Bonnie’s Cold Pasta Salad Fails To Get Any Takers At Family Christmas Lunch

    Breaking News 26 December 2020
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