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Local Bushie Reckons He Was A Bit Of Les Norton Back In The Day

19 August 2019

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Bega Cheese Cubes Pointlessly Served Alongside The Crackers They Destroy

18 August 2019

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Pastry Crumbs Scattered On Boyfriend’s Seat Indicate He’s Spoiled Another Dinner Date

16 August 2019

Influencer Visits Career Counsellor After New Instagram Changes Threaten Her Entire Existence

Breaking News 18 July 2019

Exhausted Melbourne Woman Stuck In Coffee Dead Zone Between 3 And 5pm

Breaking News 18 July 2019

Quiet Australians Now Even Quieter After Realising Franking Credits Are Only For Rich People

Breaking News 17 July 2019

Katter Party MPs Investigated By CCC Over An Alleged Round Of Pina Coladas At The Mad Cow

Breaking News 15 July 2019

Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’

Breaking News 12 July 2019

Government Puts Down MyGov Crash To Everyone Using The Website When Government Told Them To

Breaking News 12 July 2019

“You Totally Get Me!” Says Woman On First Date With A Cop Who Routinely Accesses Her Metadata

Breaking News 9 July 2019

“You Get Less For Murder!” Says Needy Husband Who Has Ruined Every One Of His Wife’s Dreams

Breaking News 5 July 2019

Good Samaritan Turns On Hand Dryer For The Grunters When Leaving Bathroom

Breaking News 5 July 2019

Christians Tighten The Belt On Community Outreach Programs Until Israel Folau Verdict

Breaking News 4 July 2019

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