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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A police station is today under investigation for allegedly sending out fewer than ten officers to a verbal altercation in the middle of the mall. It’s alleged this incident occurred outside of the Fortitude Valley maccas at roughly 7:50pm, which saw two blokes having a heated argument over nothing in particular. Though this slinging match didn’t appear as though it...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When local woman Shara Hornick suddenly became obsessed with the idea of a new ear piercing, she hadn't stopped to factor in how it'd affect her lifestyle. It's alleged Shara had been itching to get another tattoo but didn't have the budget for the large thigh piece she wanted. Nor did she have the money to completely change her...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Bridie Keating used to be a waitress. In fact, she used to be a bartender too. Despite her stint in hospitality lasting for a total of six months, Bridie likes to mention it as much as possible to make herself more relatable.  This is mainly because she now works a high paying job and battles the constant stab...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local girlfriend Nicki Weaver has tried and failed to understand how NFT’s work and why she can’t just simply screenshot artwork. It’s alleged her crypto enthusiast boyfriend had tried to explain the process to her after she read an article about the creators of Bored Ape Yacht Club earning millions of dollars for what looked to be simple digital...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving to the world that she is on a health kick God damn it, logistics manager Katie Stoker (27) went up to the shops and spent big on healthy snacks. After a particularly kushy Chrisy, Stoker is one of the thousands of Australians speed running for a summer body, despite the fact that she (like our readers) is already...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young Betoota single is beginning to map out a few months in South America, after wallowing through weeks of watching all of her best friends get engaged. Despite blowing her entire house deposit savings on flights and the possibility of picking up the next new and improved strain of the Spicy Sneeze, for 27-year-old Bridget Sloane,...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man has created widespread panic throughout a cafe come coworking space this morning, all thanks to his choice of footwear. The Advocate understands breakfast was ruined for a number of inner-city elites, who had spent the morning dining out at a popular milkshake cafe and creative hang out space, ‘Alabama Shakes’. Sporting black leather shoes and...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A young Harrington Park family is the talk of their scale-model suburb today after the most recent addition to the family was named “Timothy” after his grandfather. Parents Ayden and Charmayden said it was a difficult decision to make but they had always planned to name him Tim, and didn’t care what anybody else thought. However, other residents have...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With over half of Australia spending at least 42% of the year in lockdown, many of us do not have to look far to see the effects of the economic woes dealt nationwide in 2021. It can be seen most clearly however in the NSW coastal town of Port Entrance who received so few blow ins in 2021 that...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As those of us who are still employed wrap up work for another year, the public consciousness shifts towards personal goal setting this new year ie. doing all the things you have put off since July. In recent years, popular New Year’s Resolutions include weight loss, quitting darts and vegetarianism but recent surveying has revealed that 2022s most popular...