Politics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NSW Labor Leader and the man most likely to drop a mistimed cover drive Michael Daley has spent the final day before the election utilising his time wisely. After a big few weeks on the campaign trail, Daley decided to pull out the big guns today and rile up voters in a desperate attempt to get the top job...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Readers of the esteemed Murdoch tabloid that is the Daily Telegraph have been left wondering this week whether the newspaper may potentially be leaning slightly towards the NSW Liberal Party. This comes after a month of opinion pieces disguised as news stories have graced the front pages of the paper in an indication that there might be some...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation has confirmed this morning that it's a bit worried about what the Nightwatchman Prime Minister actually thinks is vilifying Muslims. This admission comes after Scott Morrison claimed this week that he was disgusted by claims that he has vilified Muslims in the past, and refuted any attempt to maybe insinuate that he's used the community to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 'highly educated Asian' who has had no problem finding unskilled work in Sydney since he arrived in Australia to study aeronautical engineering three years ago, says he couldn't say no to the opportunity of taking a part time job that could have gone to a stay-at-home daughter of a State Politician. "This is great for me" he said. "While...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT A young man passionate about climate change has just arrived home from a big day of activism today. Blayne Wilson from Betoota Heights Secondary College has returned from the climate strikes to his family home looking pretty tired and smelling of teenage deodorant. "Yeah it was good mum," said the nonchalant high schooler currently making waves in his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister, Peter Dutton, says the Morrison government should not be in the business of drumming up scare campaigns about African teenage gangs in Melbourne, following new poll numbers that suggest he's probably going to get shafted from this seat he barely held onto last election. "I just, I just think it's all a bit of a beat up"...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor Leader Anthony Albanese has today moved quickly to avoid any confrontation with local police today, after a close call during his commute home from the Burwood cinemas. Mr Albanese, or Adlay Albo, as he is now called - has shocked the Labor party by freeing himself from the shackles of GetUp and adopting the 'eshay culture' most commonly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a blind effort to strike an emotive cord with apathetic Sydney voters, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is going ahead with her plan to spend more than two billion dollars to demolish and rebuild both ANZ and Allianz stadiums. With the finishing touches being applied to the new Parramatta Stadium, and something like $25 million being designated for...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local taxi driver has risked a considerable fine and potential jail time today, after flying down a busy CBD thoroughfare. The cabbie of 34 years named Graeme Wilson reached speeds of 180 k's an hour this afternoon after spotting the former Opposition Leader Mark Latham in the taxi rank. "Nah fuck that," said a flustered Wilson who pulled...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Popping back into the limelight to check if people still hate him, former PM Malcolm Turnbull has taken the first terrifying step in a trend known as ‘former-PMs-who-won’t-fuck-off’ by appearing in a BBC interview to talk about the time he tried to move his car long after it had been towed. During the interview, Turnbull recounted an incident where...