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Hippy Uncle Really Getting Into This High Speed Rail Conspiracy

15 January 2020

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“Well Fuck Youse Then” Says Mate Who Got Roasted Until Breaking Point

13 January 2020

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Coastal Town Busy Enough To Not Have To Bother Being Polite To Tourists

10 January 2020

“Yeah And Can I Get A Small Fried Rice With That?” Asks Emerald Man Ordering Indian In Milton

Headlines 10 January 2020

Quiet Australian Transitions Into Elitist Leftie Snowflake After Questioning Government

Headlines 7 January 2020

Cheerful Nelligen Firey Praises Hard Work Of Brave Leader Scott Morrison, Says Daily Telegraph

Headlines 5 January 2020

Nation Just Kind Of Accepts Albo Unofficially Taking Over Prime Ministerial Duties

Headlines 3 January 2020

Scotty From Marketing Browses Flight Centre Vanuatu Packages After Shocking Press Conference

Headlines 2 January 2020

Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Group To Suss Out If He’ll Get Booed At The Sydney Test

Headlines 30 December 2019

“I’m Sick Of The Government Being In My Life” Says Man Who Was Illegally Elected For 12 Years

Headlines 27 December 2019

Scotty From Marketing Furious That They Don’t Serve Mai Tais In The Mudgee Evacuation Centre

Headlines 24 December 2019

2015 Falcon Ute Claims We’ve Always Had Bushfires As Big As These Ones

Headlines 22 December 2019

RFS Volunteers Begin Wearing Prime Minister XI Kit In Effort To Secure More Funding And Water

Headlines 22 December 2019

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