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Man Who Already Has A Visible Lack Of Interest In Personal Grooming Vows To Boycott Gillette

16 January 2019

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Report: Hail Not Worth Talking About Unless It’s “Golf-Ball-Sized”

21 December 2018

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Bunnings Report Spike In Ear Muff Sales As Leftie Elites Refuse To Hear A Bad Word About Rush

19 December 2018

Report: Everyone Has Just Flat Out Stopped Coming To Work

Headlines 17 December 2018

Nations Girlfriends Looking Forward To Another Two Months Of White Noise On TV

Headlines 17 December 2018

Retail Employee Considering Life Of Poverty After Suffering Through Third Week Of Carols

Headlines 14 December 2018

Beautiful Sunny Day Nothing But Infuriating Strip Of Glare On Gamer’s Monitor

Headlines 13 December 2018

Stoned Teenager At Servo Worried Stoned Teenager Behind The Counter Is Judging Him

Headlines 12 December 2018

Work Xmas Party: Bloke Named Simon Kills The Vibe Talking About Trump And Russia Or Some Shit

Headlines 11 December 2018

NSW Premier Prays Property Market Limps On Long Enough To Justify Selling Housos To Meriton

Headlines 11 December 2018

Embattled Prime Minister Morrison Whips Out His Emergency Studded White SMP Belt

Headlines 10 December 2018

Uni Activist Finds Herself White Enough To Make The Sovereignty Of Tibet Her Number One Cause

Headlines 10 December 2018

2 Australian Cities Shut Down In 1 Week Due To Gunfire From Non-Muslims Just Having A Bad Day

Headlines 9 December 2018

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