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Brisbane Publican Mistaken For Northern Territory Cattle Baron

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane-based hospitality and gaming business-owner has shocked patrons at his inner-city pub today, by revealing that he's actually not actually from the Northern Territory and doesn't work as a cattle grazier. Prominent Albion pub owner, Chandler Tully-Ferrier (56) says he's more of a city boy, but, as he likes to point out, that's not too far from being...

PM Urges Australian Kids To Focus Their Needless Anxieties Towards Muslims And Unisex Toilets

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has responded to an impassioned speech by Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg this week by urging scientists to stop subjecting Australian children to “needless anxiety” over Climate Change. The Australian Prime Minister was asked for his response to Greta Thunberg’s excoriation of world leaders at this week’s climate action summit, when she accused the political class of...

Greta Wins Over Australian Media By Yelling Racist Taunts While Wearing Collingwood Scarf

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Donald has taken a subtle jab at Swedish student activist, Greta Thunberg, just hours after her deeply emotional address to world leaders at the United Nations Climate Action Summit in New York. Ms Thunberg gave a powerful speech on Monday at the summit in which she accused world leaders of ignoring climate change. Tears streamed down the 16-year-old’s...

Racism-Skeptics Criticise Dr. King For Giving Speeches In Language Made By White People

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent figures of the racism-skeptics movement have today accused the late Dr Martin Luther King Jr of being a hypocrite, after it was revealed that he gave his 'I have a Dream' speech in English, a language that white people invented. Martin Luther King Jr was an African-American Baptist minister and activist who became the most visible spokesperson and...

Today Show Comments Section Praised For Witty Insights And Well Thought Out Social Commentary

LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact Today Show production staff were unsure how to react today as the show’s Facebook comment section was suddenly filled with witty insights and well thought out commentary regarding one of their latest stories. In what may end up becoming the social media news event of the year, the morning show’s comment section on a story regarding an ice addict...

Greta Thunberg Speech Reminds Conservative Of Other Times Insolent Women Raised Voices At Him

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local conservative voter and staunch climate skeptic, Alan Bolt (55) says he's all for free speech - but it's worth noting that throwing a tantrum is a sure fire way to get people off side. This comes as teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg captures the world's attention in a fierce and passionate speech at the United Nations headquarters, accusing...

Local Bloke Has Little Moment To Himself As Supermarket Radio Gently Serenades Him With Dido

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While shopping for an unsustainable amount of vegetables that will likely wilt away in the crisper, a stressed out local man has today found a moment peace in his chaotic schedule. The jumpy father-of-two feels a warm wave of folktronica dream pop wash over him as he coasts a trolley down the aisles of his local multinational supermarket. For brief...

Wallabies Confident Kurtley Remains Focused On World Cup Despite New Fascination With Samurai

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian rugby coach Michael Cheika says he believes fullback Kurtley Beale's new obsession with the artistry of the samurai. Beale's third Rugby World cup comes off the back of one of the most positive Bledisloe series yet, however with an abundance of down time between training and fixtures - the Australian squad are finding other ways to remain occupied...

Brisbane Broncos Fans Demand To Know If Anyone At Least Got The Feature

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Furious Brisbane Broncos supporters are bombarding the club's with angry emails and phone calls this week, as the NRL begins to map out just what led to their history-making 58-0 loss at the hands of Parramatta on Sunday. At least six players were spotted in the VIP lounge of popular Sydney pub, Harpoon Harrys, the night before their humiliating...

Hanson References Her Entire Political Career As An Example Of How Some Women Make Stuff Up

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has today doubled down on her claims that Australia has a culture of mothers lying about domestic violence to get custody of their kids The One Nation senator, who's likely to be appointed deputy chair of a new family law inquiry, says she's had thousands of letters from men who dindu nuffin claiming that their exes are...

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