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Moby Claims He Hooked Up With A Really Hot Chick From Another Town While On Family Holiday

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of social media pile-ones over questionable claims in his new memoir, Moby has issued a public apology to a random chick 'from the coast'. This comes as Moby faces backlash for also claiming he dated with Natalie Portman and Lana Del Rey, despite their claims that he's creepy and delusional. However, Moby's most recent conquest - a hot...

Liberal Party In Safe Enough Hands For Turnbull To Finally Get That Haircut He Saw In Redfern

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull can relax this week, knowing that anything he does will no longer be considered sniping or wrecking by his former colleagues in the Liberal Party. This comes as Scott Morrison announces the safest cabinet in decades, after the safest election win in decades. Turnbull, who has done his very best to avoid making public statements since his ousting...

Rural Nightclub Patrons Respectfully Wait Until Khe Sanh Finishes Before Punching On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota's famous Roma Hills nightlife precinct is always full of surprises. Whether its the fact that an upmarket Chinese dumpling restaurant could survive for five years despite being wedged between two strip clubs, or if it's the fact that the new ID Scanners haven't done anything to quell anti-social behaviour except sell all our personal information to multinational tech...

Report: Weekend Trip To MONA Hipster Equivalent Of Getting Engaged

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a world where young urban professionals are constantly redefining traditional institutions like marriage and parenthood, it is hard to know what a serious relationship looks like. In Betoota's corporate-bohemian French Quarter, the only people that are getting married are the gays who spent years fighting for that right. The urban hipsters and corporates appear to be choosing different...

Pacific Islander Community In Mourning After Toyota’s Discontinuation Of Their Beloved Tarago

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's Pacific Islander Community are today reeling from the heartbreaking news that the iconic Toyota Tarago is set to be retired by the end of 2019. Toyota announced yesterday that when the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve, they will be farewelling the manufacturing of the sturdy people mover - which has become a family favourite for the...

That Was Quick: Peter Dutton To Challenge Scott Morrison For Liberal Leadership

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison is reportedly in damage control today as he prepares for his first ever leadership spill, not even an entire week after was re-elected as the 30th Prime Minister of Australia, A growing number of conservative MPs within the Liberal Party's far-far-right faction have reportedly urged Peter Dutton to seize the leadership from Scott Morrison amid growing unhappiness...

Labor Party Now Relying Solely On Latrell To Put Queensland Back In Their Place

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The humiliated, battle-weary Australian Labor Party have this week had to concede that they are in the middle of an identity crisis, after bleeding votes both left and right in marginal seats across the nation. Of course, in true southern-centric fashion, this phenomena has been entirely blamed on Queensland - which is an easy excuse given the fact that...

North Brissy Jet-Ski-Owner Surprisingly Not Very Receptive To 20-Something GetUp Campaigners

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT North-Brisbane-based glass balustrade installer, Strath Pynsenna (33), might be making a bit of money out of the Sunshine Coast property boom, but he still remembers what it's like to be poor as shit. After growing up in public housing in the back of Caboolture under Peter Beattie, Strath worked every day to get his young family and mum out...

NewsCorp Refuse To Apologise For Front Page Depicting Palaszczuk Being Burnt Alive On A Stake

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sunshine Coast Daily has refused to apologise for publishing a front page featuring Annastacia Palaszczuk burning alive in a town square with the words “BURN THE WITCH”. The NewsCorp paper’s election analysis: “Labor rout puts Premier on the stake, where she will be burned, by first us, and then voters, because she is a seemingly competent Labor politician, who is...

Uncle Tony Sick Of Being Told What To Do By The White Man, Sacks Himself From Envoy Role

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister, Uncle Tony Abbott has today decided to sack himself from the role of Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, citing he's sick of being told what to do by white men like himself. "After Saturday night's result... I had to take a good hard look in the mirror" Uncle Tony told our reporters over an enamel cup...

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