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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian farmers are pleading for “calm and common sense” in the wake of disturbing new images that show a couple pins further contaminating the agribusiness sector. More than 100 reports of tampered fruit are being investigated by police across the country, many of which are thought to be fake or copycat cases because the Australan media is covering this...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Yewww" yelled Cameron Dunlop has he splashed a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Red Bull. It's a mid-week work drinks and the relatively sociable logistics manager at a South Betoota wholesale beef import/export warehouse appears to be on one. No one knows why he is doing this, but they eventually have to follow suit - because he's probably spent...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Ding dong. The bitch is dead " said Thom Swanson (31, Surry Hills). The one-of-three social media managers for an ABC 2 comedy program that no one watches says he doesn't want to sound like a jerk, but man that Liberal party shill really had to go. "Like, I don't wanna sound sexist or anything. But man she was...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bryan Masters has opened up to The Advocate today about the current battle he is facing as a father. The 43-year-old father of two spoke to us about the recent fad that has taken over his young son's life, Fortnite. “It’s unbelievable. All my mates kids are playing it too. Why can’t they get addicted to something bloody decent...

Office manager Petra Bozic (33) feels as if she has flown too close to the sun again, after reading the nutritional information printed on her packet of soy crisps, ruining her afternoon snack. Unable to make it between lunch and dinner without snacking due to advertising telling her that she can’t, Bozic tries to make healthier snack choices, electing to...

Earlier today, Queensland Senator and far-right lightening rod Pauline Hanson went on the record, citing her friendship with Special Envoy to Indigenous Australians Uncle Tony X as proof she is not a racist and that you’re the one who’s wrong. In a recent interview, Senator Hanson was asked to make a comment on her lack of action for those negatively...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fresh fruit juice empire of Boost Juice has taken the extraordinary step of of installing sharps disposal bins next to their in-store blenders nationally, in response to the ongoing fruit tampering crisis. More than 100 reports of tampered fruit are being investigated by police across the country, many of which are thought to be fake or copycat cases...

  In a new twist to what is being described by analysts as the biggest man made risk to Australian Agribusiness since the formation of the Australian Greens Party, hysteria has today ramped up as a Betoota Plains farmer discovered a needle in a haystack which had been delivered to his farm as part of the nation-wide drought relief campaign. Police...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman sitting on her couch in her pyjamas has today had to seriously question whether or not her boss was taking the piss, after receiving an email outlining some work that needed doing urgently. It’s understood that Jorja Wilton’s boss’s request was not as outrageous as she was making out, after all it was 2:30pm...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Proving once again that he is for all Australians, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to improve living conditions for detainees on Nauru Regional Processing Centre with the addition of an in-house Hillsong rock band. According to Morrison, he is very concerned the conditions for the 189 detainees in the Nauru detention centre could lose him votes and...