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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of disempowerment and oppression at the hands of his more moderate Liberal Party colleagues, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today vowed to protect his brothers and sisters by any means necessary. This comes after the newly-appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs found himself entwined in the writing of iconic black American nationalist, Malcolm X. It...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT They told Samantha Williams during her time at university that she would have to be careful about her behaviour once she became qualified as a teacher. So, when that day came, the 24-year-old regular binge drinker bit the bullet and changed her name on social media to Barbara Williams, substituting her first name with her middle name, a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has pulled an 'Elon Musk' accusing Roman Quaedvlieg of "grooming" a younger woman. Mr Dutton on Tuesday used parliamentary privilege to accuse the former Australian Border Force commissioner of having "groomed" a younger woman who became his girlfriend. Mr Quaedvlieg has demanded the Home Affairs Minister withdraw the "disgusting and offensive" comment, which he said was...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Garden City of Toowoomba has today begun publicly slandering Alan Jones, following the news that he has been found guilty of defaming prominent Toowoomba businesses over the last decade. The Supreme Court in Brisbane found that Broadcaster Alan Jones, 2GB and 4BC defamed the popular local Wagner family in a series of radio broadcasts between 2014 and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ahead of an upcoming media flutter in his new role as Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has revealed how there's only one barber in South Sydney that can fade his hairline just right. With finals footy well and truly underway, and all the free tickets that come with it, Abbott says he's been...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact The latest update to Apple’s hotly anticipated iPhone Xs has today been leaked and, Bondi, you better get ski goggles out because it’s about to start snowing. The Advocate can confirm that the new iPhone is to come with what’s basically a razor blade and straw, however only the Bondi retailer will receive the model with these add-ons. Apple...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by kids waiting to be picked up from the park, and bored parents in playgrounds has found that the green plastic power boxes found in council parks actually make for a great seat. These revelations comes as a surprise to many, considering the signage that suggests it is highly dangerous to do so. "I've never heard of...

It can be confirmed today that Australia’s Border Force is much better at securing the nation’s perimeter than white ants in the upper echelon of the organisation. This comes after Peter Dutton was forced to table an email from Former Colleague at the Queensland Police Force, Russel Keag. Mr Dutton has been under pressure for his decision to approve visas for...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Always was, always will be Aboriginal land!" shouted the Former Prime Minister as he lead hundreds of locals through the Manly corso. It was just one of many chants that Uncle Tony initiated throughout yesterday's nine hour protest against the newly announced Coal Seam Gas hydraulic fracturing drill that has appeared in Manly's emergency water reservoir overnight. "No one consulted...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Weekend | CONTACT A hungover woman’s patience has been pushed to the limits today by a common kitchen appliance. Kaylah Swan’s (27) left over pasta proved too much for her this morning, stopping her microwave’s reheating process with just four seconds to go. “It wasn’t just four seconds, it was an eternity” “I’d been watching it since 1:30, I couldn’t take it...