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LOUIS BURKE | In-Depth | CONTACT Since becoming Prime Minister 18 months ago, Scott Morrison has worked tirelessly to make sure every Australian knows he is a regular, university-educated, highly religious white-collar battler just like you. After succeeding the least relatable Prime Minister in the history of humans, Morrison wants Australians to know that he cares about the issues they face because he is...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Relationships | CONTACT After a month of incessant messaging and Tony Robbins-esque motivational speeches consoling a heartbroken but cowardly friend, a group of girls has today found out that it was all for nothing. “We’re giving it another shot” said Kata Bannister, rather sheepishly to her friends. What followed can only be described as a perfectly harmonised internal groan from every single...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a record-breaking drought continues to ravage regional New South Wales and Queensland, politicians across the country are stumped as to how they can help Australian farmers who's businesses have been crippled by the big dry. Prime Minister Scott Morrison has vowed to pray for rain, while the National Party's special envoy to drought relief, Barnaby Joyce, has...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The game’s CEO Todd Greenberg did so this afternoon at a press conference where he announced that the Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs would have to pay a $250,000 dollar fine for bringing the game into disrepute. Standing in front of an incredibly high horse, which he reportedly rode into the conference on, the Former Bulldogs CEO said that the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Respected community elder from Sydney's Northern Beaches, Uncle Tony Abbott has today had a rude shock during a general health check up at the local Aboriginal Health Centre. The Former Prime Minister, who will turn 61 in November has today learnt that due to completely preventable socio-economic factors, he is expected to die in roughly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia has changed, and not for the better. That's according to semi-retired 66-year-old Marcus Grisham who's entire life is now spent comparing modern Australia to the misplaced nostalgia he holds for his young adulthood. The former owner of a prominent medical equipment manufacturing business from Betoota Heights says Australia is slowly losing it's once iconic 'larrikin' charm. "Back in my...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “You boys smell that?” Zac Windshuttle blurted out a bit too eagerly. “Someone’s got a spliff!” Judging by the unimpressed expressions on his friends’ faces they were already fully aware that the smell of marijuana was lingering in the air, they just weren’t lame enough to point it out. “Yeah when he says shit like that we just let it through...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT No one really wants to have a full blown catch up at 2 am, except for Brendan. The aspiring apprentice refrigeration mechanic is high on life after turning eighteen a couple months ago, and has pretty much been out in the clubs every single night since. As a close friend's little brother, it's worth acknowledging the kid, especially when he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Kerrod Keithington (48) likes to envision himself as a worldly man. He's pretty much up to date with foreign policy and corporate tax cuts, he also is well aware of how close his local member was to becoming Prime Minister - and he knows about the climate change policies that tore the Liberal Party apart to begin with. He knows that...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Kingmakers and factional heavyweights within the Australian Labor Party have pulled the trigger this morning. It can be confirmed that the powerbrokers in the Labor Party, have in fact locked their leader, Bill Shorten away for the foreseeable future. This comes after analysts and commentators around the country have concluded that the next election should be 'unlosable' for...