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LNP To Tackle Youth Crime: “We Will Lock Up Any Murri Kid Who Dares To Make A Sound After 8PM”

21 October 2020

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Melbourne Primary School Teacher’s Nervous Breakdown Times Perfectly With 2020 Book Week

21 October 2020

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Real Fleetwood Mac Fan Welcomes But Has No Respect For These Johnny-Come-Latelys From TikTok

20 October 2020

NSW Premier’s Recent Boy Trouble Topped Off By A Spilt Berry Smoothie Inside Her Suzuki Swift

Headlines 13 October 2020

New South Wales Now At That Age Where They Have To Realise That Mum Has Sex Too

Headlines 13 October 2020

“How’s The Campaign Going… Love?” Says PM Rapidly Trying To Remember Name Of QLD LNP Leader

Headlines 12 October 2020

Bahahahaha! Awww Sensitive Little Kiwi Mate At Work Not So Cocky About The Rugby Anymore

Headlines 12 October 2020

Student Rewards Self With A Four Hour Nap After Successfully Writing Name On Assignment

Headlines 10 October 2020

Aussie ‘Proud Boy’ Movement Struggling After Leader Is Coward Punched For Being A Big Noter

Headlines 9 October 2020

New Uni Regulations Forces Australia’s Answer To Picasso Into Studying Property Economics

Headlines 8 October 2020

Bloke Not Wearing Shoes At Surf Club After 5:30PM Must Be A Pretty Big Deal Round These Parts

Headlines 8 October 2020

“Trump Will Save Us” Argues Only Member Of His Administration Not Yet Diagnosed With COVID-19

Headlines 8 October 2020

Report: Has Anyone Asked How The Old Girl Is Going?

Headlines 8 October 2020

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