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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Police were called out to another Casino Vs Rockhampton brawl at Caloundra overnight, as bouncers proved unable to seperate a melee between two men came to blows over which town has the best beef week. Ken Cleary (32) and Bryan North (24) were both charged with public disturbance and battery, after a 45 minute punch-on the street outside a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local team of advertising creatives and account directors have today congratulated themselves on the success of their new ad campaign aimed at selling laundry detergent. The inner-circle of the gossip-charge Inner-South Betoota advertising agency, Tsaabi, Tsaabi & Ksaabi, says they really should have jumped on this idea a few years back - but are still glad they beat...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the middle of a heaving nightclub celebrating the last few days before work returns, a local man has made a point of pushing through the crowds to grab his other mate. Chase dodges through the crowd, while blowing air into the front of his mouth and cupping it together with pursed lips. He grabs his mate, Lachie, the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While residents in New South Wales, South Australia and Victoria are today being reminded that when it feels warm outside, it is a good idea to drink water so your body doesn't stop working, our often forgotten cousins in the Top End are once again feeling bitter about all of the sympathy being shown towards Southerners. Southerners have been...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Hey can you guys keep it down a bit" he asked the fellow guests in his thick Ohio accent. "Some people are trying to do stuff" The time is 6:30 pm, somewhere along the Croatian coastline, and a backpacker named Jed is trying to watch S3E4 of Suits - in the middle of a youth hostel common room. While the rest...

Local gay guy, Jack, has today confided in his close friend Sarah that he's not too sure about this new guy that their friends have been hanging around with. Jack says the new flavour of the month, Craig, who is also gay, just rubs him the wrong way - and if it's the same bloke he's heard about from a...

Tens of thousands of petrolheads have arrived in our nation's capital overnight to attend Australia's premier burn-out festival, The Summernats. Organisers say safety will be a priority, having improved fencing around events and beefed up rules against riding in the back of utes after several fatal accidents over the years. However, the for the first time since the the competition started...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by TV Week has found that despite years of prime time breakfast and nightly news slots, the Stefanovic brothers have not yet reach the same heights as the Daddo brothers did as a family unit in the 1990s. The Stefanovic brothers, who are made up of Today Show host Karl, Today Show host in-law Peter and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An upper middle class third-generation Melbournite who relishes in the idea of his home city being recognised as the progressive hub of Australia - especially when compared to the regional hillbilly centres up North -  says he's a lot of things, but he is not a racist. Colin Ingwood is a lapsed pescatarian, he's a lactose sensitive Capricorn, he's...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 24-year-old by the name of Hannah Carey has today impressed her close social media friends and followers with the amount of stuff she has gotten up to in the three days since 2018 began. Through looking at the 182 photos of a new Facebook album uploaded several minutes ago, it becomes clear that Hannah has obviously had...