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LNP To Tackle Youth Crime: “We Will Lock Up Any Murri Kid Who Dares To Make A Sound After 8PM”

21 October 2020

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Melbourne Primary School Teacher’s Nervous Breakdown Times Perfectly With 2020 Book Week

21 October 2020

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Real Fleetwood Mac Fan Welcomes But Has No Respect For These Johnny-Come-Latelys From TikTok

20 October 2020

Doomed Student Gives Up Halfway Through Exam And Begins Calculating Worst-Case-Scenario Score

Headlines 6 October 2020

From The Archives: “He’s Going To Be Fine” Says Blood-Soaked Jackie Kennedy

Headlines 6 October 2020

Trump Refuses To Condemn Deadly Virus His Administration Is Spreading Throughout White House

Headlines 2 October 2020

President Trump Spotted Sprinting Towards The White House Laundry With A Syringe In Hand

Headlines 2 October 2020

Report: Boys Are On Here

Headlines 2 October 2020

WA Premier Addresses Criticism Of His Hard Borders: “We Don’t Give a Fuck About You Losers”

Headlines 2 October 2020

Sandstone Unis Call For Government Stimulus Package Of 250,000 Chinese Kids In Designer Wear

Headlines 1 October 2020

PM Holds Back Tears As He Tells NewsCorp The Maritime Union Is Torturing Kittens On The Wharf

Headlines 1 October 2020

America Calls Upon The Only Man Capable Of Moderating The Next Debate Between Biden And Trump

Headlines 30 September 2020

PM Once Again Proves His Ability To Govern Under Pressure By Comparing Wharfies To Terrorists

Headlines 29 September 2020

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