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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has returned to their old playbook this week during the Dunkley By-Election, with campaign strategists now preparing the red carpet for their secret weapon: Former Prime Minister John Howard, aged 84. This is a strategy that is emulated every time Australians go to the ballot, as the Liberal machine tries their very hardest to remind Australians...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The frantic logistics surrounding the Prime Minister's upcoming bucks party continues today, as Labor Party heavyweights join the all star cast of Liberal party moderates, Australian actors and aging rock musicians that Prime Minister Albanese would want organising his last hurrah. This comes after the PM proposed to his partner Jodie Haydon last week, following a nice Italian meal...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coles and Woolworths have been put on notice to “do the right thing” as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signals he’d be willing to intervene to break up supermarket duopoly. This follows as catastrophic ABC 4 Corners investigation on Monday night that saw the CEOs of both supermarket giants arrogantly defending their practices. The Woolworths CEO has since announced his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that seemed almost certain to break at some point this week, it can be confirmed that Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci is stepping down from his role. After overseeing one half of the Australian supermarket duopoly for eight and a half years, Banducci will retire in September this year. This announcement follows a binfire interview on Monday night's broadcast...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota French Quarter resident Henry Woolbrook (36) has gotten married and had two kids since the pandemic. No longer is his day to day life dictated by public health measures. No longer is he overwhelmed by the sheer anxiety of daily case numbers and ever-changing border closures. The days of jumping at every chance to get as drunk as humanly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parts of Brisbane have recorded up to 200 millimetres of rain overnight, with more to come - as the city looks on track to cop as much rain as they did during the 2022 floods. The Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) said 197 millimetres of rain was recorded in the Brisbane suburb of Rosalie, 189mm in Mt Coot-tha, 173mm in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced his engagement to partner Jodie Haydon in a heart-warming social media post this morning, after a tactical Valentine's Day proposal. However, the announcement of this feel-good story about our Prime Minister has caused havoc in Parliament, as it becomes clear the independent Member For Kennedy Bob Katter MP was unaware that Albanese and...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a show of nostalgia that no one that age has the right to feel, local 22-year-old Callum Brodie has made waves by making the huge call that he misses the old Kanye, despite having only vague recollections of the Chicago rapper's earlier work from primary school. "I just feel like Kanye used to be so much better, you...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has thrilled the baby boomer property investors and real estate agents that benefit directly from the cultural sterilisation of the once rowdy and exciting Sydney nightlife, organisers of the iconic Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras have announced the festival's Fair Day event will be cancelled due to asbestos concerns. The event was set to take place...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney is at risk of becoming "the city with no grandchildren" - a senior government official has warned, as generational inequity drives young families to relocate and spread the housing crisis to regional towns. According to the NSW Productivity Commission, Sydney lost about 35,000 people aged 30-40 between 2016 and 2021 - as it became clear to young people...