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Substitute Music Teacher Wastes 5 Minutes Of Everyone’s Life By Setting Homework

22 July 2019

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Local Woman Offers Solution To Friend’s Problem That Isn’t Water Or Exercise

20 July 2019

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Local Man Faces Daily Choice Between Knowing What’s Going On In The World And Being Happy

20 July 2019

Local Woman Riding High Off Rush Of Closing All 58 Of Her Open Chrome Tabs At Once

Local News 19 July 2019

White Collar Fuckwit Humble Brags With Itinerary Of European Holiday In Auto-Reply Email

Local News 16 July 2019

Instagram Influencer’s Most Recent Post Reaches New Milestone Of Likes From People Taking A Dump

Local News 14 July 2019

Big Kahuna On Weight Loss Journey Opts For Diet Sprite

Local News 14 July 2019

Pilot Of 1997 Corolla Checks Everyone Has Seatbelts On Before Taking Off

Local News 14 July 2019

“I Have A Headache” Says Mate Who Drinks 1.25L Of Coke Every Smoko

Local News 13 July 2019

Ecstatic Woman Had No Idea Partner Would Propose With Ring She Chose, On Weekend She Suggested

Local News 12 July 2019

Friend Request From Weirdo At Work Stays On The Backburner For Another Week

Local News 12 July 2019

Zero Alcohol Mistaken For Zero Carbs

Local News 10 July 2019

Faint Rustle of Chewing Gum Packet Attracts Local Vultures

Local News 9 July 2019

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