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Over 500,000 Melbourne Dads Crack The Same Joke About Always Needing A Permit To Leave Home

4 August 2020

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Regional Pub Allows COVID Marshall To Use Cattle Prod On Pissed Idiots Who Can’t Stay Seated

4 August 2020

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Local Gym Bro Finally Has An Actual Reason To Wear His Stupid Elevation Mask

3 August 2020

“Food Is Great, Thanks” Local Introvert Tells Waiter After Half An Hour Of Bitching To Mate

Local News 2 August 2020

Star City Adds COVID-19 To Black List

Local News 30 July 2020

NRL Considering Telling The QLD Teams To Sit The Rest Of This One Out After Fresh Border Closure

Local News 29 July 2020

Metalhead Comes To The Crushing Realisation That The Pits Won’t Open Up Until There’s A Vaccine

Local News 29 July 2020

“Calm Down” Says Bloke Knowing Very Well He’s Escalating Things

Local News 26 July 2020

Local Man Breathes A Sigh Of Relief As Random MyGov Inbox Message Turns Out To Be A Tax Statement

Local News 25 July 2020

Inner-City Boomer Walks Into Noisy Pub Faking COVID-19 Symptoms In Effort To Shut Venue Down

Local News 15 July 2020

PM Tells Victorians They ‘Sound Like The Missus’ After Knocking Him For Having A Beer At The Footy

Local News 13 July 2020

Bar Promoters Scramble To Come Up With Clever Ways To Incorporate Pandemic Into Live Music Events

Local News 12 July 2020

Man Attempting To Refill Pepper Grinder Cuts To Chase And Pours Peppercorns All Over The Floor

Local News 5 July 2020

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