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Elderly Woman Living Near High School Baffled by Mysterious Shrinking Garden Hose

20 September 2019

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Local Man Suffers Dislocated Shoulder Trying To Get Some Fucken Sauce On His Nandos

18 September 2019

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Dad’s 20-Year-Old New Balance Joggers The Deciding Factor In His Baggage Being Overweight

12 September 2019

Oh Fuck: New Guy At Work ‘A Hugger’

Local News 12 September 2019

Public Speaking Subjects Fails To Prepare Arts Grad For Negotiating With Drunk Blokes In Pokies

Local News 12 September 2019

Catch Up With Old Schoolmates Descends Into Stories About Punch Ons

Local News 12 September 2019

“Schools Need To Bring Back The Cane,” Says Bloke Who Says All Cops Are Power Trippers

Local News 11 September 2019

Deadshit Husband Throws Out $200 Tupperware Like A Thai Take Away Container

Local News 11 September 2019

Rattled Restaurant Manager Asks Local Bushy If He’d Like Some Steak With His Salt

Local News 11 September 2019

Country Girl Hoping Entire Staff Party Drunk Enough That No One Notices Her Moving To The Rums

Local News 7 September 2019

Girls Drinks Pauses For Moment Of Solemn Reflection After Anaconda Comes On

Local News 6 September 2019

Corporate Party Gal Brings In First Friday Of Spring With Floral Pattern That Could Blind Ya

Local News 6 September 2019

Man That Wears Fedora With Straight Face Reveals He’s More Into Jazz Music

Local News 1 September 2019

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