Society Returns To Disapproving Incest Now The Dragon Show Is Done
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA sudden societal change has taken place this past week as everyone agrees that incest is wrong again, now that the dragon show is done for a bit.
The prequel series to Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon reprises the same political intrigue, fantasy world and possibility for a disappointing ending as the original TV and book series.
For...
Breaking: Reports Emerge That A Single Lion, Zebra, Giraffe And Hippo Are Still On The Run
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Zookeepers at Sydney's Taronga Zoo are currently in crisis mode, with the escaped lion saga taking a sensational turn.
It was reportedly earlier this morning that the Zoo had gone into lockdown after 5 lions managed to escape from their enclosure.
While zookeepers had moved to quickly assure the public that all of the lions have been returned...
Woman Who Contributes To Nationwide Ketamine Shortage Every Weekend Claims To Care About Horses
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFitzroy local Rachel Durnham will be having absolutely nothing to do with her work’s Melbourne Cup activities today.
Nope, not even the promise of free champagne or a spectacular looking charcuterie board can sway her. And she’s an absolute slut for a good charcuterie board.
For you see, much like half the nation it seems (or in reality, city dwellers)...
“Aw You’re Calling Your Nan?” Swoon Work Colleagues Unaware Bloke Is Just Sourcing Some Tips
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A local bloke has won some cute points this morning, after publicly declaring he’s making an effort to call his grandparents.
After spending his formative years growing up in the NSW New England region, The Advocate understands Coogee based man Jed Dartin has mastered the dark arts of actively participating in the Melbourne Cup, without letting the...
“There Is No Substitute For Hard Work” Explains Local Real Estate Agent Driving A BMW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A man wise beyond his years has today offered up some advice to those out there who are struggling financially in these tough times.
The 25-year-old arts graduate come DJ come real estate agent named Oliver Watson says he can sum up his advice in one word.
And that word is - 'hustle.'
"There's no substitute for hard work,"...
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic are beginning to get traction again.
Namely, #NupToTheCup campaign, which has become the most recognisable slogan used by animals rights activists to protest the treatment of the most pampered animals on the planet.
However, as is the...
‘I’ll Call You Back, I’m On 10%” Says Mum Midway Through 40 Minute Convo With Flashlight Blaring
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to teaching her mum about technology, local woman Bree Garrison needs to take her wins when she can.
For instance, she hasn’t heard her mum Deb's phone drop out mid conversation in a while, which used to occur at a rate of roughly a once a week, as her mum still hadn’t gotten her head around...
Local Woman Hacks Fitness App By Consuming An Ungodly Amount Of Peanut Butter Before Bedtime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has this week decided she’s 100% for real this time becoming a gym junkie, after her Tik Tok algorithm was hijacked by booty transformation videos.
Loudly declaring to anyone within earshot that she ‘wanted a dumpie’, Ainsley Hobbs has decreed that the only way she can do this is if she gets a bunch...
Local Woman Finally Experiencing Sunset Over Ocean Unfortunately In Perth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA middle class Australian woman has struck one off her bucket list today by finally watching the sunset over the ocean.Last weekend, Instagram user Ellie Purchelle (27) posted a photo of the sun setting over the water without the location tagged and with the city cropped out.Having previously ticked off the bucket list items such as Visit New...
Shock As Local Council Promises To Do Something And Then Goes And Does It
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The Greater Diamantina Rivers Shire Council has today changed the way Australians think, feel and talk about their local council, after promising to do something and then going and doing it.
Only 7 business days after promising to fill-in the newly acquired potholes along flood-ravaged Old Cartons Hwy, confused ratepayers found themselves driving along kilometres of brand new, pothole-free...
