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CSIRO Launch Investigation Into Who Decided Wood Chips Were An Appropriate Surface For Playgrounds

22 September 2020

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Newly Declared Health Freak Relieved His Parmy Comes With A Pile Of Dry Mesclun Lettuce

19 September 2020

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Women Pulls Parachute On One Night Stand After Spotting His Decorative Empty Bottles Of Bundy

19 September 2020

Arts Student Lies And Says He’s Doing Commerce Subjects In Generous Father’s Day Present

Local News 4 September 2020

Millennial Suffering Festival Withdrawal Stands In The Sun For 30mins To Buy $12 Beer

Local News 4 September 2020

Man Starting On That Minimalism Journey Admits He Can Probably Chuck Those Unused Condoms

Local News 4 September 2020

Dad Visibly Disappointed His Family Took The Old “Don’t Get Me Anything” Literally

Local News 4 September 2020

Capitalism Rewards Hard Work Says 30 Year Old Stay-At-Home Son With An Investment Property

Local News 4 September 2020

Year 12 Student’s Exam Anxiety Disappears After Deadshit Cousin Tells Them It Isn’t The Be All

Local News 31 August 2020

Funny Man Brings The House Down By Tagging Mate In Ad For Erectile Dysfunction Treatment

Local News 28 August 2020

Coward Who Suggested ‘Kick-Ons’ Now Ready For ‘Bed’

Local News 27 August 2020

QLD COVID Guidelines Recommend Sanitising Goonsack Before Giving The Hoist A Spin

Local News 27 August 2020

Alleged Panic Buyer Just A Local Dad Doing The Shopping For First Time In 30 Years

Local News 23 August 2020

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