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IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | CONTACT Parramatta Eels star Jarryd Hayne has today sensationally quit free society today to chase his lifelong dream of playing touch football in the yard at Long Bay Goal. Moments ago a NSW judge sentenced the Parramatta Eels great to a maximum of five years and nine months behind bars. His new contract with the NSW prison system carries a...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In another blow for the struggling Brisbane Broncos, the club looks set to lose some more junior talent. The former powerhouse of the NRL has reportedly been beaten to to the signature of promising young junior Reece Coates (4). The popular and highly touted four year old is currently plying his trade around the Wynnum Manly Seagulls clubs,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told popular country boy Michael Slater to stick to what he knows and let the experts make decisions on things like India. Speaking to the media this morning in Rockhampton, Scott Morrison said while Slater was a great fullback for Queensland and the Melbourne Storm, he shouldn't stick his nose into...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has hit back at former Australian cricket great Michael Slater, after the commentator took to twitter to tee off on the Australian government’s decision to our own block citizens from returning home from India. Slater escaped from India earlier this week as the country’s coronavirus situation worsened, sacrificing his pay checque and livlihood to get home before...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In the surest sign yet that things are on the mend down in Victoria and West Victoria, an issue with the administration of the AFL is once again the hottest topic in the media. With the outbreaks of 2020 far enough in the rearview, the two states are currently furiously debating whether one Victorian Football Club should be...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If losing David Fifita, Reece Walsh and the prodigal son Sam Walker wasn't enough - The Brisbane Broncos can today announce that Tom Dearden has also signed on for the Cowboys next season. It heralds yet another body blow for the embattled one-team-city, as an entire generation of Broncos fans begin to learn that winning a couple rugby league...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today shared some more revelations about the magic sky men who he says control our world - revealing that the devil was hard at work over the weekend. "What those 17 men from the Canterbury Bankstown region of Sydney did to the mighty Sharks on the weekend, was the work of the devil,"...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After earning the South Sydney Rabbitohs a heart-pumping win last night, it looks as though Benji Marshall may have landed himself a fairly sizeable payday as well. The former Wests-Tigers premiership-winning five-eigth was sensational in his new side's exhilarating 40-30 victory over the Titans last night, scoring a couple and setting up a couple more. And now, the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NRL star Paul Gallen has only further clarified to the world that he has what it takes to physically and mentally incapacitate middle-aged men with his closed fists, after knocking out former world champion Lucas 'Big Daddy' Browne last night in the first round of their long-awaited heavyweight bout in Wollongong. The 42-year-old Browne, a former Australian...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 22-year-old Tom Starling will run on for the Canberra Raiders this weekend, after a turbulent off-season that saw him brutalised by NSW Police officers during an incident on the Central Coast at Christmas - before charged with five counts of assaulting an officer in the execution of duty, affray and resisting arrest. Starling's charges were eventually dropped in...