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Marnus Avoids Getting His Guts Squashed Out His Fucking Arse In A Hog Pile

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Despite his ADD, Brisbane boy Marnus Labuschagne has today received a standing ovation from a hometown crowd of adoring fans. Marnus has been able to prove to the hypercritical baggy green alumni that when he's on he's on. In fact, his decision to go against all other advice and keep that fucking shit up has paid off. This effort has today...

Candice Warner’s Husband To Star In Hit New Reality Show “I’m An Opener Get Me Out Of Here”

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT After several the husband of one of Australia's most famous reality stars is about to launch into a TV career of his own. David Warner, made famous by the TikTok videos he and his wife began filming in the 2020 lockdown, is set to star in Channel Ten's hit new TV show 'I'm An Opener Get Me Out...

“It’s Quiet… Too Quiet” Says NRL Executives During Eerily Short Pre-Season Board Meeting

“Ok which one of you is hiding behind the curtains?” asked National Rugby League executive Karen Kewn as she spied a suspicious lump in the blinds of an NRL HQ meeting room. “Cheese if that’s you it’s not funny mate, you’re meant to be in training now.” Pushing at the protruding shape of the blinds Kewn found it did not contain...

Butterfly By Far The Most Alpha Stroke

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian sporting body The Swimming Institute for Competitors and Club Officials (SICCO) has found that butterfly is definitely the most impressive swimming event. For those that grew up in drought-affected areas with no access to Channel Seven, this report is in reference to a style of swimming made popular by men and women...

Opinion: Drunk Australians Wearing Hawaiian Shirts At Cricket Would Never Say Anything Racist

BRUCE MCAFFERTY  | Over 65s Opinions| CONTACT How dare they? These Indians are beyond the pale. They come to OUR country, flout OUR social distancing measures, and then complain about what they apparently heard OUR boys yelling at them. India made an official complaint to the ICC on Saturday night over alleged comments made to Mohammed Siraj and Jasprit Bumrah on day three of the...

“I Thought Gallen Was A Footba…” Says Bloke Unfamiliar With The Magic That Is Aussie Boxing

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Two of the biggest fights of 2020 are taking at Parramatta's Bankwest Stadium tonight - with the main card starting around 7pm on Kayo and Main Event. Pay-Per-View sales are expected to top the mid-lockdown bout between Jeff Horn and Tim Tzsyu in Townsville - as punters tune in to watch the now undefeated second-generation superstar of...

Nate Myles Joins Mark Hunt For Playful Training Montage Ahead Of Tomorrow’s Fight At Bankwest

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Tomorrow night will see the 'Punch On In Parra' broadcasting in pubs across the country and on Kayo for those at home, as Timmy Tszyu jumps back in the ring for the second time this year. Following his career-best demolition of Jeff Horn, the prodigal Tszyu (16-0) shifts his focus to Kiwi superstar Bowyn Morgan (21-1). However, while the...

Canberra Raiders Tipped To Go 2-0 Against NSW Police

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Canberra Raiders coach, Ricky Stuart, has today made it clear that the club will be supporting their hooker Tom Starling through the next months of police investigations, following his arrest for allegedly assaulting a police officer and attempting to steal his gun on the NSW Central Coast over the weekend. While very believable for rugby league players at...

Collingwood Attempt To Sign Argentinian Rugby Captain Pablo Matera

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as quite a weird story from the sporting world today, the Collingwood Football Club has today announced its intention to try and sign the Argentinian rugby captain. The move from the powerhouse AFL club comes after Los Pumas captain Pablo Matera was stood down for a series of very racist tweets from a few years...

NRL Really Striving To Stretch Out The Post-Origin Analysis For Another Week Or So

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a spectacular finish to an embattled 2020 season, the NRL is trying their very best to keep the pundits talking about Queensland's State Of Origin victory last Wednesday. While the National Rugby League can be commended for managing to be the first ever professional competition in the world to return to the field after lockdown, their efforts to...

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