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Bathurst V8 Fan Frantically Digs Around For That Nest Of White Eggs He Laid A Few Days Ago

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local motorsport fan has been caught on his hands and knees frantically digging the ground up for some buried treasure this afternoon. In one of the less busy areas of the Mount Panorama grounds, Clint Simpson was doing so today, trying to find the nest of White Eggs (or Jim Beam cans as they are known to...

Smug Barrister Drinking Grange At The Tattersalls Starting To Feel Sorry For The All Blacks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Queensland-based barrister, Carmody Dyson-Street doesn't like to offer his opinions on the state of world rugby that often. Mainly because it's something so close to his heart that it can often descend into firey lectures. As one of the River City's most prominent legal eagles, Mr Dyson-Street is heavily invested in the Wallabies, and says he always called Kerry...

LeBron Silences Haters Who Don’t Know Anything About Basketball And Puts GOAT Debate To Bed

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT He's done it! The King has silenced the crowd, with an emphatic performance on the biggest stage. LeBron James has just won another NBA Championship, defeating the Miami Heat 4-2 in the Finals Series. And in doing so, The Los Angeles Lakers superstar has officially passed Michael Jordan in the GOAT debate. The Greatest Of All Time debate...

Roosters Offer Contract To Talented Grass Roots Product They Found Kicking The Footy On Bondi

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters are getting set to do what they do best this week - lock down some young talent who shone through their feeder system. The powerhouse club chasing a historic three-peat are reportedly set to offer teen prodigy Joesph Suaalii a contract to come and play for the tri-colours. Suaalii had previously been the centre of a...

Penrith Pubs Start Offering Oak On Tap Ahead Of Panthers Finals Run

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sydney's West is buzzing this week, as the Panthers and Eels prepare to kick off their respective finals campaign this weekend. While those around Sydney's 'second CBD' are somewhat cautious given their team's awful form and habit of crumbling under pressure, The Area is full-on humming right now. With the Penny Panthers seeking to claim their first...

Culture Kings Declare Nationwide Shortage Of LA Lakers Snapbacks

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Employees at Betoota’s Culture Kings store have been called into the team meeting room this morning in the wake of some big news. The ‘iconic streetwear brand’ popular amongst soundcloud enthusiast whiteboys and scaffolders across the country, has been abuzz today as the Los Angeles Lakers prepare to tip off against the Miami Heat in the NBA...

Balmain Man Launches Into A Mid-Life Crisis After Learning The Flick Pass Was 15 Years Ago

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The forced retirement of Benji Marshall over the weekend marks yet another disappointing end to yet another player's legacy within the tumultuous dirty merger club that is Wests Tigers. From Fifita to Addo-Carr to Tedesco to Sharon Woods, club management have a way of needlessly cutting loose those their most loyal and most talented. Then there was Robbie sinking cans...

Bondi Residents Begin Boarding Up Local Businesses As Dylan Napa Emerges From NRL COVIDBubble

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of trying their very best to stamp out the cultural traditions of rugby league, the wowser journalists at the Daily Telegraph are today learning that you don't know what you've got until it's gone. COVID-19 has officially put an end to Mad Monday, the end of season ritual thats sees professional footballers take part in fancy dress...

P-Plater Forced To Catch The Bus After Car Stereo Breaks Down

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Jack Hennings’ day took a turn for the worse on Tuesday after a blown fuse caused his car’s multi-hundred dollar sound system to break down, rendering the car virtually immobile.    “This is ridiculous” said Jack, in a loudly expressed statement. “It’s probably just a twenty cent fuse and now the whole car is stuck in this sketchy-ass neighbourhood.”  Unfortunately,...

Panthers Leagues Club Now Playing OneFour In All Venues And Elevators Ahead Of Finals

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT All twelve restaurants and all six bars within the iconic Penrith Panthers leagues club have been directed to only play Mount Druitt drill rap for the remainder of the NRL season. This new policy has reportedly come from the very top, as Panthers icon Gus Gould moves to capture the heart and soul of the Sydney's far Western...

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