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News Corp Rugby League Journalists Criticise Latrell Mitchell For Sitting Out Round 3

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With things getting really fucking tight at the News Corp mastheads and digital platforms, any form of content is king right now. With listicles about which NBA players Rugby League players would be, and what type of office furniture would make an All-Time Super Rugby XV, the struggling content creators at the various publications are under the pump....

Australian Grand Prix To Be Replaced With Multiplayer Daytona USA

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After the cancellation of the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne over Coronavirus fears, F1 fans are finally getting good news with word that the Grand Prix will go ahead after all, with some minor changes to the format. These changes include Coronavirus testing for all participants, isolation of all drivers before and after the race, and the race now...

Sport-Starved Punter Calls All Of His Aunties Across QLD For Tips On Weekend’s Council Elections

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Putting on his best good nephew voice today, Brandon Simpson decided to try and get a bit of inside info on something he's passionate about. Craving some live sport that isn't Russian 3 on 3 Ice Hockey or Eastern European volleyball, Simpson decided to do a bit of research on some other shit to punt on. Bored out...

Sterlo Breaks Out The Jack Gibson Fur Coat As Parramatta Technically Win The 2020 NRL Premiership

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While many around the country are currently coming to terms with the crushing news that the NRL season is more than likely done, Parramatta fans are quietly revelling in the news. None more so, than Blue and Gold icon Peter Sterling, who has today busted out the fur coat on the way to pick up some essential food...

“No No No No No!!!!” Says Gus

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent rugby league commentator, club CEO, coach, assistant coach and ex-player Phil 'Gus' Gould is ropable about the new decision to indefinitely suspend the 2020 NRL season. Moments ago, ARLC chairman Peter V'landys and NRL CEO Todd Greenberg have fronted the media over their decision to suspend the 2020 season. It is heartbreaking news for both fans, players and gossip...

NRL Suspends 2020 Season Conveniently Around The Same Time They Close All The Pubs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In absolutely fucking heartbreaking news out of NRL HQ today, it seems these gotdam coronavirus has finally succeeded in its efforts to take away the last good thing Australia had to look forward to this winter. The 2020 NRL season has been suspended amid the growing impact of the coronavirus pandemic in Australia, which was an easily solvable issue...

Gold Coast Suns Set New Attendance Record Despite Coronavirus Restrictions

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a silver lining for the AFL during the whole Coronavirus crisis, the Gold Coast Suns have somehow managed to set a new ground attendance record. This remarkable achievement comes despite the fact they were playing under the gathering ban restrictions. "Yeah, it's something I guess," said AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan moments before announcing the season would be...

NRL Considers Inserting Crowd Shots From ‘Rugby League 2’ Into Live Games

As the NRL teeters on the edge, those in charge of the game are desperately trying to keep the ball rolling. We spoke to Dr Norman Swan this week about what we should be doing in 'these uncertain times': While there is countless work going into somehow keeping the season going ahead, others have been doing their best to ensure there...

Report: ANZ Looking Like It Does During Every Other Game Of Footy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As they say in the show business of Rugby League, the show must go on, and that it did last night at ANZ Stadium. After much criticism, round two of the NRL went ahead last night with the Bulldogs and Cowboys kicking us off in some unusual circumstances. While many noticed the ball boys wearing gloves and the players...

Steeden To Release Commemorative ‘NRL Round Two, 2020’ Headgear

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The makers of the NRL's premier retailer of all rugby league accessories are now rapidly extending their range to COVID-19 protective-wear. Steeden, or 'Stoydin' as they are known to 'rugba leg' fans, has this week unveiled a collection of 'NRL Round Two, 2020' themed merchandise. The new designs include club-branded hand sanitiser, studded boot covers, and now the new headgearmask...

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