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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos have sensationally unveiled their plans to turn the ship around for the 2020 season. Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning the club with some pretty well-documented behavioural problems has confirmed that going plant-based is what will win them a Premiership. "Yeah, we watched Game Changers," laughed a powerbroker at the club where a bunch of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As tempers flare between the NRL and AFL greats at the centre of tonight's CODE WARS boxing bout, fight promoter Danny Green has this morning poured petrol on the fire. At pre-fight promotional event this morning in Melbourne, a last minute match-up has been added to the card. While Paul Gallen will fight on behalf of those living north of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has today announced plans to host an official 'Bali Nines' exhibition in the Indonesian rugby league getaway early next year. In a desperate effort to repair an increasingly fractured relationship between Balinese locals and the Australian rugby league community, the NRL have today announced a new plan to involve our Indonesian neighbours in the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local rugby league player has shocked the Eastern Seaboard of Australia today by returning to Bali in incredible condition. This week, Clancy and Errol sat down with Beau Ryan to talk about the fabled NRL Off-Season (and plenty more), have a listen here: The rising young talent named Brayden Sams confirmed to The Advocate upon his arrival back into...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some adorable news out of the NRL off-season, it seems the Gold Coast Titans have also thrown their hat into the ring for a signature from Latrell Mitchell. According to the rabid sports media speculators, the Sydney Roosters fullback has already signed five different contracts with five different clubs for next year. Today, a sixth club has entered the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tennis icon Margaret Court has once again returned to the headlines this week, calling out Tennis Australia for not showing her the same respect as Rod Laver when celebrating the 50th anniversary of her Grand Slam next year. Court won all four majors in 1970 and finished her career with 24 grand slam singles titles — the most in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rising NRL superstar, Latrell Mitchell, will break all records in the history of organised sport next year - as hysterical sports journalists report that he's expected to play over 100 different NRL matches. According to the rabid media speculators, including the creeps that work for the social media team at NRL.com, the Sydney Roosters fullback has signed five different...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local problem gambler named Dale Hampson has been forced to innovate and think outside the box today it can be confirmed. After a stinker of a day on the punt for the Betoota Heights engineer, the very eligible bachelor was hoping to recoup some of his losses. However, that plan has come crashing down after the announcement...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dulcet tones of Tongan hymns and general che-hooing are still serenading the streets Western Sydney and South Brisbane two days after the Pacific Islanders defeated Australia 16-12 at Eden Park. This marks the first time Australia lost to a team other than England, New Zealand or Great Britain, which was against France in 1978. One of the more exciting...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a huge win for the nation of South Africa, the Springboks have somehow managed to take home the FIFA World Cup. Taking out the English in a high scoring affair, the Springboks managed to bring home the cup after an impressive displaying of kicking for 80 minutes. Following last years FIFA World Cup winners France, South Africa...