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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has informed his wife that he hopes she doesn't have anything planned this weekend. Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, Scomo explained that he's told his staffers, and his family to clear his schedule for this weekend, cause he's 'Out of Office.' "No I'm not going fishing," he laughed. "I've told the missus that I'm...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A trendy NRL player has decided to show off his sensitive side this week by booking himself a trip to somewhere in Europe. The Gold Coast-based star named Brayden Lucas has informed his Instagram followers that he's not a 'dumb jock like the rest of the meatheads' he plays with, with a post about his exciting cultural getaway....

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Deciding to one-up their efforts form last year the Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs are set to go even bigger for Mad Monday this year. In a move that's set to enrage bosses at NRL HQ, the Bulldogs have confirmed that they'll be having their Mad Monday inside a glass box planted on the steps of the Opera House. This follows...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ben Stokes has joined the long list of Kiwi sportsmen and women to break Australia's heart this year, with his unbelievable century to steer England to a miraculous one-wicket win in the third Test at Headingley. England were faced with the laughable prospect of chasing down 359 — the biggest run chase in the team's history — to keep...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's premier batsman Steve Smith's day 4 concussion at Lords looks like it may have resulted in long-term affects, after he began posting the types of memes you only post after a decade long career playing full contact sport professionally. Smudge was officially ruled out of Thursday’s third Test because of the lingering effects of the concussion, which came in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today had to issued a safety warning to all residents attempting to jump on the Brisbane Lions bandwagon currently hurtling through the Smart State at full tilt. This comes after reports of number of disenfranchised Rugby Union and Rugby League fans ruining their moleskin trousers and UNIT boardies attempting to get in on the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban Rugby League ground is currently at the centre of a media storm, as they face questions over a major mistake made on the weekend. The ground, once iconically named after it's locality but now named after some large company looking for a unique marketing angle are under fire for failing to blast the Joker and The...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Melbournian who did his bit to boo an Australian of the Year and two time Brownlow Medalist into retirement, has lashed out 'disrespectful' English fans today. This comes after pockets of the English crowd at Lords Cricket Ground booed Steve Smith as he returned to bat following being floored by a bouncer and retiring hurt a short...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Canberra tennis star Nick Kyrgios edges nearer to the record of over $250,000 in ATP fines for on court behaviour, he has officially transitioned from superbrat to loveable bad boy in the eyes of Australian audiences. While our sports-obsessed nation has for a long time claimed to love sledging and anti-authoritative public figures, it has taken nearly seven...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2019 Bledisloe Cup is 24 hours away from being clinched by the babies in gold, as the Wallabies attempt to win at Eden Park for the first time since 1986. A record 47-26 victory over the All Blacks last weekend may appear to be vindication for a lot of hard work from both players and staff, but a...