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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "That places would be swimming with the Pangolin's Revenge," he said. "If you want in there, you'd be coughing before you even got to park your arse in a poang." For weeks now, Jennifer Porilley was wanted a Poang - which is one of those recliners from IKEA that looks like it should break when you...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a real sign of the times, Channel 9 has taken its programmatic gambling integration to a new level. With a quite off-season ahead for the home of Rugby League, Channel 9 has decided to introduce a couple of gambling segments into its nightly news bulletin. "Every night, every week, it's a great way for us to continue...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison, our Prime Minister and Bloke-in-Chief, has rolled his eyes and laughed at Dan Andrews overnight as the Victorian Premier posted a few pics of him enjoying a whisky on the rocks. Speaking to Desert Rock FM's flagship talk-back programme, The Brick Hour with Graham Brick, Scott Morrison said he doens't know about these...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Prahrhan man has spoken of a new issue he's facing this afternoon as the Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews decided to reopen the state's economy. Choosing the black jeans and the lace-up chukkas was the easy part, says Kevin Pooley. The hard part is choosing the North Face. "We're going for beers on Wednesday night," said...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Melbourne man has today thought on his feet and wasted no time since the big news. Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has announced measures to lift Melbourne's lockdown after the state went a day without any new coronavirus cases for the first time since June. Retail outlets, cafes, restaurants and bars will be able to reopen, subject to patron...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People of The West have yet another reason to gloat this morning as their Dear Leader announced a ban on Roman-style orgies has been lifted. As the Pangolin's Wrath decsended on Western Australia, the State Government was forced to place a ban on the popular pass time. Though it was unpopular, McGowan said it was simply...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Documents relating to a $250m council pork barrel were shredded by NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian's office during her messy break up with former Wagga MP Daryl Maguire. In the lead up to the last state election in the nation's most populous state, the ICAC alleges that around $250m was spent by the Premier's office on...

“Sometimes, the football gods are cruel” “No, no no no no” says Gus tonight

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Celebrations are set to reign supreme in the west of Sydney. Off the back of one of the most successful NRL seasons ever played, the young Panthers side led by captain James Tamou are ripping. The Premiership win would be the club’s first since 2003, also the year Penrith became home to Australia’s first Krispy Kreme. “We had so...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite not being an avid supporter of either team, Dad has today decided that tonight's NRL grand final is too big of an event to be wasted on the living room. With a couple guests over and the barbecue roaring, dad's decided to take the TV out on to the deck, with no real complaints from anyone else -...