The Nation

PM: “Lumping Young People With Added HECS Debts Will Foster Economic Growth Long Into Future”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hamstringing the nation's youth via a complex system of economic hurdles and policy is a key growth policy moving forward, according to Prime Minister Scott Morrison. The Prime Minister outlined the controversial raising of 'useless degree' university fees today in Canberra. "Lumping young people with an interest-free but indexed debt that you only have to pay...

Report: Fucken Get That Indi Ya

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A special report commission by the Federal Government and conducted by the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) has concluded that the most appropriate thing to say before consuming a $12.50 fish, chips and salad is: "Fucken Get That Indi Ya". The report also shrugs off any concerns from people on the left who...

Schoolies Cancelled: Red Frogs Forced To Tip 50,000 Litres Of Pancake Batter Down The Drain

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Knights from Order Of The Red Frog Templar have announced today that they've had to tip tens of thousands of litres of pancake batter down the drain today after the Queensland Government officially put an end to Schoolies Week. A giant beige stripe down the Nerang River and out into Broadwater could be seen...

Queensland Family Showcase Incredible Wealth With Massive Seven-Stool Kitchen Island

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights airconditioning magnate has built the home of his dreams this year and simply couldn't turn up the chance to add a massive seven-stool kitchen island to the home. Dale Winters and his wife Nadeen set out to make a home for their growing family in March and didn't let some fancy southern...

Western Australia Reports Zero Cases Of Decent Beer

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like most overseas tourists, COVID-19 hasn’t bothered to make much of a trip to Western Australia, a state that has recorded 953 CoronaVirus cases and a total of nine deaths. Unfortunately for the Wildflower State one metric refuses to budge. Western Australia is yet to report one solitary case of decent beer. “I think we gave up trying after Swan Gold...

Tony Abbott The Latest Englishman Forced To Head Home As Local Job Market Dries Up

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The job market for urban professionals isn't showing any signs of improvement, which has forced one of the nation's most affable Poms to head back to their native land. Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, who was born in London many moons ago, is headed back to England this week to take up a new position...

Tarocash Warn It’s Not Genuine Tarocash If It Doesn’t Have A Fire Warning Label

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fake Tarocash jackets have flooded the local market this winter, prompting the iconic menswear brand to issue a set of guidelines for customers to identify what's the Real McCoy and what's not. Deep within the guts of the Betoota Heights Stocklands is a modest Tarocash shop that stocks wardrobe stables such as white loafers and...

Government To Outsource IT Jobs Overseas In Effort To Strengthen Our National Cybersecurity

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister announced earlier this month that strengthening our national cybersecurity should be a national priority. Today, the Morrison Government hinted that IT degrees will be added to the list of tertiary qualifications that could one day cost more than double if they get that legislation through the Senate next week. Despite there being...

NSW Government Apologise For Ordering Indonesian-Made COVID Swabs Too Big For Human Nostrils

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The NSW Government has Ibis-egg on their face again after ordering Indonesian-made COVID testing swabs that are too big for human nostrils. The faulty COVID-19 swabs resemble paddle-pop sticks with an emu egg on top as if designed to make an already uncomfortable COVID test a Tower of London style torture fest. This mistake comes off the back of NSW...

Andrew Hastie Still Keeping Eye On Gladys Liu Like It’s The Start Of A Matthew Reilly Novel

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deep in the bowels of our democracy's highest temple is a man who keeps a watch. He watches Gladys Liu, a new parliamentarian who came into the role with a cloud following her. A red cloud. From afar, in the back sections of the House of Representatives, Andrew Hastie keeps an eye on her. Not...

Social

781,079FansLike
603,780FollowersFollow
119,365FollowersFollow

Breaking News