The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister & Josh announced a raft of tax cuts today to get the economy rolling again, most of which stand to benefit the wealthy. "If giving the rich tax breaks got us into this recession, giving them more tax breaks will get us out," said Scott Morrison. "Rich people spend money on things like...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's seasonably warm here in the Simpson Desert today and hundreds of locals have headed down to the shores of Lake Betoota for a dip. Kids were doing backflips off the Cutler Bridge into the Diamantina River down the French Quarter and the fun was too good for Roden Seymour to pass up. The 45-year-old chartered...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last night's National Cabinet meeting was productive, according to the Prime Minister, who said this morning that Queensland will agree to open their southern border if Bob Brown agrees to not lead another conga-line of inner-city lefties up to Clermont to tell regional Queenslanders how they should be living their lives. At last year's election,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Clive Palmer is getting desperate in his bid to visit our nation's West as he threatened today to drive his half-finished Titanic replica into Fremantle's iconic South Mole lighthouse. The Western Australian Government is now trying to find out why Mr Palmer has chosen the South Mole Lighthouse to crash into - as well as...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new report has been released today revealing, how people react to losing their grip on the Prime Ministership of this country. Compiled by the South Betoota Polytechnic's Political Studies Faculty, the report revealed an astounding link between gender and the ability to leave public office to carry on your life with dignity. It found a direct correlation...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A chinless mass has been named as the new CEO of some bank or fund here in the Diamantina, which has surprised nobody in particular. The breakfast sausage looking thing said he was ready to embrace the challenge of steering Florence Investments out of this brand new recession and into the fields of gold that...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Prime Minister Tony Abbott made some controversial remarks overnight in his native London where he argued that restarting the economy is more important than protecting the nations elderly and immunocompromised. Speaking to a gala of a couple dozen English and Australian people, Mr Abbott explained that the cure for the coronavirus might...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Greens have criticised the Federal Government's decision today to begin the arduous process of rolling back the popular JobKeeper scheme. Leader Adam Bandt spoke this afternoon in Canberra, where he explained that hundreds of thousands of people, mostly in Victoria, are depending on the JobKeeper payment to survive. And any decrease in that payment will...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The growing conspiracist community that has been bolstered by right-wing populists who are crumbling under the real life hurdles presented by COVID-19, are now going all-in on blaming every systemic failure on global 'elites' who are secretly in control of everything. These same elites are also engaging in a secret worldwide pedophile ring, with their underage victims kept as...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's two media conglomerates have joined forces today to rally against Facebook and Instagram, who announced today that they may have to ban Australians from sharing news on their platforms. Facebook has gone on the offensive against Nine and NewsCorp by attacking the Federal Government's plan to make the US media giant pay for...