The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The de facto leader of One Nation, Pauline Hanson, has paid a visit this morning to her local Dennis Denuto to ask him to begin legal action against the entire Queensland Government after the pointy state's premier largely ignored her threats to reopen the border last week. Hanson's Thursday deadline to open Queensland's borders to...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Get ready Australia, your pubs are about to come back online! That's the message from that bloke in each WhatsApp group that's harped on about this pub lockdown to shoehorn a personality into himself. But not so fast. There's still a number of state-specific and in some cases, local council criteria that pubs need to satisfy before...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cautious young man told The Advocate's Sydney correspondent this morning outside an inner-south cafe that he's often left gobsmacked by how racist and divided the United States is compared to Australia. Fabian Tobias said he was on a day trip from his home on the Harbour City's lower north shore to Sydney's inner-upper-south-side this...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In NSW, the Government’s public sector pay freeze announcement was announced early this week by the state’s premier, Gladys Berejiklian, and was put forward in an attempt to save the state $3 billion – which could come in useful given the looming recession. While the pay freeze came as a shock to a lot of the country, The Advocate...

JAYDEN JAYNE | World News | CONTACT America is fucked, it has been confirmed. These findings were released today after a recent report from literally everyone else in the world who are currently sitting back watching the empire crumble with dropped jaws. The study has found that not only is America fucked, but they are also unbelievably delusional in the way they pretend they aren’t...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town's most exclusive school for boys has been forced to shut the gates today after a student tested negative to the affluenza virus. It's understood by The Advocate that the Whooton School student's father lost his job at a large investment firm in the Old City district at the start of the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Yaraka's many gibbering old fools has been forced to make peace with 'the fucking iPad' his son bought for him as the town's only newspaper closes down their print edition forever. Harry Marlow, of East Yaraka Heights, told our reporters that his youngest fuck up got him an iPad for his 75th birthday...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For just over two months, a Betoota Heights man has tried to play with his phone with Netflix in the background, the news, various commercial television programmes and even the radio. But it was never as good as having the footy on in the background, he says. "Whenever you hear one of the commentators, probably Gus,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Newcastle-born Premier Of The West has freaked more than a few people out over there today after turning up to his morning press conference in a creepy sleeved guernsey. "Oh, this is just an overshirt. Don't you think it's a bit chilly?" laughed Mark McGowan. "No, seriously. It's just a jumper. Nothing to worry about...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jaeyleighn Moxson says her career as a lifestyle influencer has always been very flexible. With her husband Jaxon nearing the end of his rugby league career, she's been able to maintain her steady stream of content no matter which club he was with. "You'd be surprised" says. "Obviously we didn't live in Redfern when he was at the Bunnies" "We were...