The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man says he's being gaslit by his domestic partner about him allegedly leaving the toilet seat up - despite not having a memory of doing so. Marc Poink, who during the day does something with a computer in an office downtown, sat down with our reporter on the D46 bus back to...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has taken to social media this afternoon to share his thoughts on a current issue he could've helped prevent when he was calling the shots. On Twitter this afternoon, Mr Turnbull made reference to the climate in some vague sense, followed by a hypothetical solution to the problem foreshadowed at...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A polite, happy-go-lucky pastoralist from the edge of our cosmopolitan desert community hasn't been able to count his sheep for weeks, he says. Each time John Graham Rawlins, of "Delga Downs" on the Durham Road, has his dogs push a mob of wethers through a gate he winds up falling asleep almost immediately. The 28-year-old says...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the great brawlers of the 2010s is now a fully fledged birko man, it has been confirmed. 28-year-old refrigeration mechanic, Pumper, has had to take the 'Ian Roberts Approach' to his new decision to wear the controversial cork-soled sandals. Meaning, if anyone wants to make fun of him because he's into something that they are not...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricketing great Doug Bollinger is auctioning off his iconic 'Baggy Blonde' for the bushfire appeal, joining a number of other sporting greats parting with some of their most beloved memorabilia. The former fast bowler took to social media this morning, welcoming his followers to bid on the hair plugs he had put in shortly before...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister released a statement on the retaliatory strikes from Iran on a number of US military bases in Iraq a short time ago, outlining that the NSW Government is partly to blame for it. Scotty, from marketing, detailed that the 'unfolding events in Iraq' were in part due to his government not wanting...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A moderate Liberal Party robot tasked with taking down people online suffered an existential crisis this morning after being asked yet again to sell out on their principals. The robot, who doesn't recoil in discomfort after learning someone breathing the same air as them is homosexual or doesn't deny the link between carbon emissions and...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After trying unsuccessfully to steal a handshake from Cobargo residents who had next to nothing else left to steal, the PM has finally admitted defeat. Instead of trying to steal hands, the PM is instead trying to steal their hearts by sending 2x Gold Class tickets to the two residents who didn't shake his hand, even if their...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Days after being impressively snubbed by the devastated residents of the smoking ruin of the town of Cobargo, Scotty from Marketing is heading back to try again. “It was too much, too soon. They weren’t ready for the commitment of a handshake. I’m going to try for a high-five and just work my way up from there. Or maybe...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just days after pulling the plug on a multi-million dollar campaign starring Kylie Minogue, Tourism Australia has hit the ground running with a replacement ad that stars controversial government lapdog, Craig Kelly. In the new ad, the Member for Hughes engages in some playful banter with presenters from the British version of the Today Show,...