The Nation

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While swathes of NSW (Newcastle, Sydney And Wollongong) battle through a thick blanket of smoke, one local man is quietly revelling in the conditions. Despite the fact smoke and bushfires have affected huge parts of NSW and Queensland for months, the smoke lying over Sydney has caused quite a scene. 28-year-old Phil Evans (or 'Carrot' as he's known on-site)...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Be careful who you throw food dye on next year at Deni because it could be one of the most successful tech entrepreneurs in the world. Elon Musk is committed but unable to confirm that he will attend the 2021 Deniliquin Ute Muster with his new Cyber Truck - or Cyber Ute as he's calling...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Earlier today, NSW Health officials recommended that Sydney residents stay indoors between 11.00am and 4.00pm if possible, as the combination of a 30-40 degree day and severe air pollution may present severe health risks for the elderly and those with respiratory issues. While dense bushfire smoke has been near-permanent fixture in Sydney for the last few weeks, the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The one thing Henry Jacob's divorced parents can agree on is the fact that they wasted countless thousands of dollars putting him through one of our town's most exclusive private schools. The 24-year-old's friends are constantly dumbfounded as they bear witness to Henry's immeasurable stupidity day-in-day-out. Every so often, he manages to out dumb himself with...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Angus Taylor has been treated to a rousing reception at an international Climate Change conference today. As huge parts of his home country burn or smoulder as a result of catastrophic bushfires, which experts and scientists say is exacerbated by climate change, the Australian Energy and Emissions Reduction Minister has won the crowd over by discrediting the threat...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Insult has potentially been added to injury for one local man today after he received a double-spaced and randomly justified email from his Aunt Joan that suggested the family scrap the planned turkey for Christmas lunch for a more environmentally-friendly alternative. Therefore, according to Aunt Joan's nephew, Ruaraidh Boyle, Christmas is fucked. The 28-year-old IT...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As out-of-control bushfires continue to burn to the west of town, the parents of an unvaccinated youngster have forced them to wear a dust mask to an extra-curricular activity this afternoon. The winds are blowing in hard off the desert, pushing the acrid smoke over town and choking those, who under the laws of Darwinism,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney city is today being smothered by the thickest smoke cloud of this unprecedented and record-breaking bushfire season. It is being blown from large fires near Warragamba Dam and the Wollombi National Park. Although most of Sydney has had some relief from the smoke over the last 24 hours, it has reportedly returned with a vengeance this morning. Residents woke to the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The curators of the nation's most overrated sporting venue have applied a low-yield nuclear strike against their own pitch this morning in an effort to make sure nobody is seriously hurt on Boxing Day. While some in the industry would consider doing that quite an extreme measure, after play was abandoned during a Sheild game...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister stirred this morning sometime after six, found his glasses on the bedside table, looked at his phone and let out a quiet, private 'fuck'. Australians - and not just the ones on the eastern fringe - were still talking about these bloody bushfires. Scott Morrison told the media yesterday that he understood there...