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INGRID DOULTON | Television| Contact A sadist who moonlights at a Bachelor In Paradise producer has revealed to The Advocate that she hopes last night's same-sex hookup is enough for viewers to start taking her show seriously. Producer Tina Davis explained to our reporter that her team has been trying to come up with different ways to rejuvenate the stale hour...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The executive council of the federal Liberal Party have doused one of the leadership spot fires that's emerged in the lead up to this year's election by placing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott into a simulated 'Oculus Rift' reality where he's still in the top job. Mr Abbott, who continues to nip at the very...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman named Aleesha Hipgrave has today let the rest of her office know that she's actually a really interesting person who doesn't just 'fall in line with what everyone else is doing.' This comes after she officially made herself interesting, and told her colleagues that she actually never really thought much of Game of Thrones. "I tried...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The incoming Prime Bradbury of Australia is under fire today for peeling cash out of the ALP campaign kitty, in an effort to improve his outdoor aesthetics. The leader of the Opposition and Big Bang Theory megafan, is facing questions about misusing the party's campaign funds for his own personal calf implants. In an exclusive interview with The Advocate this afternoon,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If the police want to stop French Quarter man Damien Steep from pirating game of thrones, they'll have to come round his place and shoot him. That's what the 25-year-old told our reporters this morning, just hours after he admitted to pirating the latest episode of Game of Thrones, a largely overrated rip-off of Lord...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Locally-unpopular populist Clive Palmer, who is gunning for a seat in the lower house at this year's election, has responded to the ongoing disaster in Paris overnight that's seen one of the world's most iconic places of worship partially destroyed by fire. The Notre Dame Cathedral in the French capital is hundreds of years old...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator Derryn Hinch has used parliamentary privilege this afternoon to read out a list of Game of Thrones spoilers to the protest of his colleagues in the Upper House. Although today is not a sitting day in the red room, some senators are still in Canberra to enjoy the perks of their job before most...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-confessed simple man who often regales his small circle of drinking acquaintances at the Saint Ponting Hotel down Old City District (with stories of himself driving home from the pub while heavily intoxicated) has said this afternoon that 'those vegan farm invaders' will end up killing somebody. The protesters, who made headlines earlier this...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the largest aircraft to ever take flight completed it's first test yesterday in California's Mojave Desert, heralding a new era for aviation. The six-engine aircraft, named Stratolaunch, is a gigantic double-fuselage jet designed to take spacecraft to the edge of Earth's atmosphere, where they're launched off into the cosmos. It's also the first aircraft...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local cartoon celestial being, Jesus Christ of Nazareth fame, revealed to The Advocate this morning during an exclusive tell-all that his plan all along for Israel Folau was for him not to play in the upcoming Rugby World Cup in Japan. Because his plan is for the Wallabies not to make it past the...