The Nation

A local concrete cowboy’s decade-long campaign to come across as a bushie has finally paid off today- As he shares an open mouth kiss with a young girl who grew up roughly 20 minutes drive away from where he grew up. For 29-year-old Mort Tishane, the joy of landing himself a good city girl comes after a lot of hard work. More...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following last week's groundbreaking research into the migration patterns of rich kids moving from Bondi Beach, to Byron Bay, to Bali - anthropologists have today received over $20m in Government funding to find out whether LSD is something people start doing in Darwin, or something they were already into before they got there. Situated on the Timor Sea, Darwin...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once a champion of the fight against social inequality and the rights of others, now Dennis Pooley is more or less concerned about himself and those just like him. The 38-year-old's elderly mother died earlier this month, nearly ten years to the day his old man dropped out of reception. He was devastated. She inspired him to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian entrepreneur and anti-immigration skeptic Dick Smith has today appeared on breakfast television to confront rumours about him being known to carry big things if you know what I mean. Big Dick Energy , or BDE as it has become more commonly known over the last 12 hours, is a social media trend inspired by the death of...

A local bladder has decided to effectively stop working as a local resident fumbles with the front door keys tonight. After not showing any signs of needing to be relieved until about 4 minutes ago, the usually pretty forgiving organ has decided the front door is close enough. ”Yeah I’m good to go here aye” says the bladder. ”You good? I can...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Wacol Prison, or Arthur Gorrie Correctional Centre as it is officially titled, has been applauded this week for its work in sending men back out into the world even more troubled than they were upon their admission. Located at Wacol in the Western Suburbs of Brisbane, Arthur Gorrie is one of only two private prisons in Queensland. It is managed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he debriefs a colleague about quite possibly the most boring work trip of all time. After attending the 2018 Fintech And Payroll Software Systems Summit, more commonly known as the FAPSSS2018 by industry heads, Gil appears to be absolutely jacked. This is confirmed by the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the New South Wales Blues finally look to have a bit of momentum behind them with a new dynasty of fast-paced twenty-somethings, it is not lost on fans that Queensland may have stumbled across yet another once-in-a-century players. Kalyn Ponga, the 20-year-old Mt Isa boy, is proof that the Blues won't be rolling into a 8-in-a-row streak of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT We are just hours away from Game 1 of the 2023 State Of Origin live in Adelaide. While many believe the obscure location of this game is merely an effort to promote rugby league in South Australia, it's most likely the exact opposite, with the NRL being offered millions of dollars by SA Premier Peter Malinauskas to promote South...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Little brother, Augie, has today ambitiously thrown his hat in the ring during a dash for the front seat. As mum picks up the keys from the kitchen table in preparation for an afternoon trip to visit the cousins, Augie is first one out the back door and down the steps. While his choice of exiting through the backdoor of...