World News

World News

Unprecedented: White House Confirms President Trump Only Running Off 6 Hours Sleep A Night

2 April 2020

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“They Better Not Thank God For This” Says Exhausted Vaccine Scientist Pulling 20 Hour Shifts

31 March 2020

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“Not This Year, Earth Hour”

29 March 2020

Margot Goes Full Goldie With 4 Pack Of Double Blacks Stashed In Bag For Oscars Ceremony

World News 10 February 2020

Bloke Dedicated To People Injured At War Weirdly Not Keen On Being A Part Of Sending Them There

World News 10 February 2020

Government Makes Mistake Of Exposing Australian Citizens To How Shit Christmas Island Is

World News 5 February 2020

Veronicas Pretty Much Brisbane’s t.A.t.U When You Think About It

World News 1 February 2020

Australian Stuck In Wuhan Thanks Government For Generous Evac Offer But Say’s She’ll Hang Tight

World News 31 January 2020

NASA Announce Mars Volunteers Must Stand Outside In Penrith For An Hour To Pass Physical

World News 28 January 2020

JK Rowling Reveals Australian Wizards Are Anti #changethedate

World News 27 January 2020

Zero Reception Referred To In Colleague’s OOO Seemingly Not Affecting Social Media Presence

World News 18 January 2020

“Oscars Are So White” Says Hipster Who Hated The Wire Because She Couldn’t Understand ‘Them’

World News 16 January 2020

Prince Harry And Meghan’s Security Detail To Be Replaced By A Pitty Named Tyson

World News 14 January 2020

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