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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The multinational food giant McDonalds has today come out trying to set the record straight. With the 'fake meat' war waging across the world and the race to develop meat the bleeds and taste just like the real stuff heating up, the iconic company has assured everyone that they've been making fake meat for ages. In a statement...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US Detectives have today released a surveillance video image of a man suspected of breaking into a Manhattan holding facility on Saturday around the same time as the sudden and suspicious death of pedophile Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein. The FBI have also opened formal investigations into how US financier Jeffrey Epstein was able to apparently kill himself in prison while...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the PETA has found that the adorable sausage dog is much more likely to be enjoyed as an idea, not necessarily as a reality. The dachshund, also known as the sausage dog or wiener dog is a short-legged, long-bodied, hound-type dog breed. They may be smooth-haired, wire-haired, or long-haired. The report found that outside the cuteness...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After dozens of people were gunned down across two mass shootings over the weekend, pressure is on Congress to address this bizarre 40-year-old trend of people walking into public places with military-grade weapons and shooting people until they themselves are either shot or sentenced to life in prison. The nation's favourite past time of being indiscriminately, or discriminately, killed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Off-duty thoughts and prayers came to the rescue on this morning in middle America, after an extremist neo-nazi began shooting indiscriminately at a crowd of innocent people in a public place. According to Fox News, 28-year-old Wyatt Maga tried to rush past security at the door of prominent shopping centre while shouting about declining birth rates of white...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The United States of America has confirmed today that they can't wait to kick things off with the Islamic Republic of Iran. The Home of the Brave and the Land of The Free are reportedly keen as to tee off on the uppity Middle Eastern country in an effort to stop all of these unavoidable shootings that keep...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT It can be confirmed today, that Chinese trolls on social media are having a field day right now. This comes as a doping scandal rocks the Australian Swimming Team. It was revealed in the last 24 hours that Australian swimmer Shayna Jack had failed mandatory anti-doping test, returning a positive finding. The swimmer maintains her innocence and has...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In news from the Scandinavian country of Sweden, photos of the prison American rapper A$AP Rocky is currently being held in, have been released today. In a weird twist to what's becoming a diplomatic row, the photos released by the Swedish Government today reveal that the popular artist is currently being held inside a giant furniture warehouse. A$AP...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Boris Johnson has been named the next British Prime Minister in what has been described as another much-needed win for husky guys who don't know how to dress that well. Johnson become the most recent winner in the UK's revolving door leadership coups, after knocking off Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt for the top job. However, Mr Johnson has found favour...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former Labor Party Spokesperson on Chinese Affairs, Sam Dastyari has today made a few phone calls. The exiled former Labor Senator did so in order to ascertain whether his connections with Chinese Business Leaders and the Chinese Communist Party want him to get involved with the current sports row which is slowly looking like it could escalate into...