“Soldier” By Destiny’s Child Pulled From Australian Airwaves For Promoting Toxic Masculinity
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Content warning: this article discusses that east coast slang that us country girls we like
Radio stations all around the world have started to pull one of Destiny's Child most popular songs from the airwaves, following the release of controversial new think-piece published by Pedestrian.TV's leading white upper class feminist, Tangerine Holden.
The article, titled Here's Why Boys Will Never Be Able To Be Raised As Gentlemen As Long As Beyoncè Knowles And Her Gang Of Toxic Masculinity-Apologists Are Still Being Treated Like Feminist Icons, discusses the severe allegations levelled...
800-Year-Old Sacred Djab Wurrung Trees Not French Enough For Hipsters To Be Upset About
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The disastrous fire of two old towers that may or may not have been up to fire code in an old Cathedral that may or may not have at one point been used to harbour pedophiles, has resulted in a wave of tributes via social media from Melbourne-based former-backpackers who were lucky enough to see it once.
Catastrophic fire...
Kim K’s Claims Of Studying Law Verified After She Mentions It In Every Conversation She’s Had
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It has been confirmed today that Kim Kardashian West is without doubt currently studying law.
The confirmation comes after the celebrity posted on social media and demonstrated her inability make it through a conversation without telling someone she's studying to become a lawyer at the moment.
Speaking to our Los Angeles Bureau Kim Kardashian provided the concrete proof...
Tragic Notre Dame Fire Provides Perfect Excuse To Rehash Old Photos From 2013 Eurotrip
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Australia's wanderlust-enthusiasts are today arguably as heartbroken as the Parisians over a catastrophic fire that engulfed Notre Dame cathedral, gutting and destroying the landmark's spire, and stunning France and the world.
Flames that began in the early evening burst through the roof of the centuries-old cathedral and engulfed the spire, which collapsed, quickly followed by the entire roof.
However, while tragic,...
Julian Assange Arrested On Charges Of Not Shutting The Fuck Up About All That Shit
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Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange was arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London last night, on what many believe is a blatant attack on whistleblowers who say inconvenient shit.
Assange took refuge in the embassy in 2012 to avoid extradition to Sweden over a seperate case that has since been dropped.
At Westminster Magistrates' Court on Thursday he was found guilty...
WrestleMania 2019 Overshadowed By Heavily Manufactured Plot Twists In MAFS Finale
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The world's biggest event in the wrestling calendar has today been overshadowed by a humble Australian reality television show.
Vince McMahon and the WWE have had their signature event Wrestlemania, now in it's 35th edition, overshadowed by the heavily produced and scripted program masquerading as a 'social experiment' called Married at First Sight.
According to the nation's sisters,...
Local Man On Bucks Party In Vegas Pleads The 5th On Phone Call Back Home
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Nathan Jones has surprised his girlfriend this afternoon by referencing the United States Constitution instead of answering her simple question.
It’s believed Bridget Watts, Nath’s girlfriend, simply asked him how the buck’s party was that he is attending.
It’s believed that at this point he chose to call upon his limited, if not only, knowledge of the US Constitution...
PETA Criticises SnapChat For Perpetuating Offensive Stereotype That Dogs Are Basic
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After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically in North Wet Queensland this month, PETA are back in the headlines today with a new pointless campaign that stops just short of allowing domestic and farm animals the right to vote.
Today, they have social media giant SnapChat in their sights, as they...
Australia’s Place In The World Reconfirmed After Video Of Snake Eating Something Goes Viral Again
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If Australians thought they were changing their country’s perception on the world stage, a recent video of a snake eating something twice its size has knocked it back again.
The video in question sees a python, and not even a big one by Australian standards, launch itself from an electricity pole and latch on to a flying bird....
Trump To Declare National Emergency To Fund Construction Of Giant Rahul Dravid Along Border
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In news coming out of the home of the brave and the land of the free, President Donald Trump has announced that he's set to declare a National Emergency.
The White House has confirmed that Trump will sign a border security bill declaring a national emergency to try and obtain funds to construct a giant Rahul Dravid along...
