Mark Knight: “I Actually Have Lots Of African-American Friends”
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The cartoonist at the centre of worldwide condemnation has defended his work this morning by revealing he actually has lots of African-American friends - meaning it's impossible for him to be racist.
Mark Knight's depiction of 23-time tennis Grand Slam champion Serena Williams in a Herald Sun cartoon earlier this week has been branded racist,...
“Burning Man Used To Be Way Better” Says Darwin Woman Who Went To Burning Man Two Years Ago
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A Darwin-based social worker who's entire personality is based around the fact that she took heaps of acid in the Nevada desert in 2016, says no one else will ever be able to experience what she did.
Burning Man is an annual, nine-day gathering in the desert that includes artistic performances, installations, and music. The nine-day...
Report: Ricky Gervais Least Healthy Looking Vegetarian
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Comedian and owner of the world’s most boisterous laugh, Ricky Gervais has recently been identified as the least healthy looking vegetarian anyone has ever seen in a sixteen-year independent study.
Following his first comedy special in eight years, the highly revered writer and comedian shared with the audience how his love for animals means he...
Man Who Went To See Trevor Noah For The Edgy Jokes Disappointed To Learn He’s A Bit Of A Pussy
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Bradley Bambach likes to think that he tiptoes along the line with his humour.
The 28-year-old account manager at a boutique, bespoke agency in Betoota's Old City District has been partial to a joke that hasn't flown in the past.
So, that's why he likes to get down to see some live comedy that really pushes the boundaries of what...
British Game Show With Celebrities Ultimately Unconcerned About Actually Playing
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A British game show featuring a panel of celebrities has confused viewers once again, as the host and contestants seem ultimately unconcerned about answering questions, scoring points and just playing the alleged game in general.
The quiz show titled The Cheeky Buggers Club is most known for being the show that is usually on the...
Australian Living In London Looks Forward To Having Couch Back When Summer Ends
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Aussie ex-pat, Annabel Livingstone, has been living in London for the best part of three years, meaning she has seen her fair share of European Summers. And while this may sound like paradise for any Australian slumming it through Australia’s driest winter on record, for Annabel it is an absolute punish.
Not because the...
Trump Admits He Should’ve At Least Offered Stormy Daniels An Internship Before Their Affair
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Former personal attorney for President Donald Trump, Michael Cohen is at the centre of a number of scandals involving payments to silence two women who allege they had sexual encounters with Trump before he was president.
While it is absolutely disgraceful for a President to have ever had a sexual relationship outside of wedlock, it is also disgusting to...
Trevor Noah Not Exactly A Fucking Oil Painting Himself
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A prominent overseas comedian with a head like an adolescent Benjamin Button is apparently a pretty good authority on modern beauty, it has been confirmed.
While looks aren't everything, a recent poll on Australians of all racial backgrounds has found that Trevor Noah has a head like a kicked in biccie tin.
Trevor Noah, host of the poorly revamped The...
Putin Tells Mates Over A Few Squat Beers That He Almost Feels Bad For America
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Just days after meeting with US President Donald Trump in Helskini, Vladimir Putin has taken some time off to relax with friends this afternoon on the banks of the mighty Myoka River in St Petersberg.
Witnesses say the Russian President picked up half a box of local lager from a nearby chemist, changed into his favourite velour tracksuit and...
Trump’s Meeting With Putin Just A Chance For Everyone To Use The Word ‘Meddled’
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Following the vaguely confirmed rumours that Russia might have interfered with the 2016 Presidential election, journalists around the country are relishing in the chance to use their new favourite word
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Following the vaguely confirmed rumours that Russia might have MEDDLED with the 2016 Presidential election, journalists around the country are relishing in the chance to use their new favourite...