ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Federal something of the nation, Josh Frydenberg, opened a joint press conference this morning with the Prime Minister with a plea to the nation to call him by his new nickname.
“Call me ‘JoFry’,” said the 47-year-old.
Scott Morrison, the Federal ScoMo of the nation, laughed for the cameras and slapped him on the back.
“Nice dude,” said Scott.
“Ok my dudes, let’s talk about my main girl JBanks. That’s what we [sic] all here for, right?”
“Ok so, yo. She is tripping when she says that us Liberinos aren’t down with the dudettes. We totally are. Me and my girl Julia McBishop Bishopface play tennis all the time. I let her fucking win, bro. She loves it. She loves me. We’re cool. So yeah, anyway. Call my bro Josh by his sick new nickname. JoFry!”
The media scrum then dispersed as Julia Banks resigning from the Liberal Party suddenly became a bigger story.
More to come.