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An office intellectual who’s name is either Simon or Evan has today ruined the mid-week Christmas Party by feeling the need to inform his uninterested colleagues of all the different things he knows about the Mueller probe.
Despite being met with plenty of dismissive comments like “Oh, I haven’t really been following that” and “Yeah, there always seems to be something happening” – the striped-shirt account manager has persevered with telling everyone who will listen just what he knows about Donald Trump’s most recent legal hurdles.
“Oh man, this whole thing with his attorney, well, ex-attorney, Cohen… Have you been reading up on that?” he asks Glenda, a 73-year-old receptionist who just wants to talk about her grandson’s sporting successes.
“Not to mention all the stuff with Stormy Daniels? Do you know who she is?”
After Glenda and another older female colleague make it clear that they don’t know who Stormy Daniels is, Simon (or Evan) ploughs into his in-depth description of Donald Trump’s history of frequenting sex workers.
“So basically, They’ve almost been able to prove that Trump fucked Stormy Daniels…”
His highly inappropriate leftie ramblings are cut short by a senior employee who can see the obvious distress in Glenda and Mary-Anne’s faces and suggests that he makes a run to the bar.
Not taking the cue however, he promises to get delve back into the alleged sexual misconduct of US Supreme Court Judge Brett Kavanaugh, after he gets everyone a drink.