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Sydney Roosters fans chuffed to learn they’re no longer the shittest team in the NRL

Sports 3 May 2016

Barcaldine Forced To Endure Yet Another Condescending Visit From Labor Party Stalwarts

Breaking News 3 May 2016

“Boat People Should Have Thought Before Deciding To Illegally Light Themselves On Fire”

Headlines 3 May 2016

Four Corners reveals young first-homebuyers should kill themselves now

Breaking News 3 May 2016

“Stop The Boats” Says Man Who’s Own Mother Can’t Speak English, At Greek Easter Celebrations

Headlines 2 May 2016

Refugee Seen Bowling Wrong’uns On Nauru Granted A Protection Visa

Breaking News 2 May 2016

Man responsible for VB Raw released from prison

Breaking News 1 May 2016

Local woman unaware of country empire held by man pissing in his own mouth

Breaking News 30 April 2016

Local legend plans to get Grant-Hackett-wheelchair-nipple-tweaking-blind this weekend

Breaking News 29 April 2016

Disabled Transgender Jewish Aboriginal Woman becomes member of Royal Sydney Golf Club

Politics 29 April 2016

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