13 June 2021

Bloke Who Hasn’t Really Been Out Much Since 2009 Orders Tray Of Jagerbombs For Everyone

12 June 2021

“Abstract Art Is Shit” Says White Bloke With Meaningless Tribal Sleeve

The Nation

Local Mature-Age Student Adds Another Valuable Family-Related Anecdote To Class Discussion

The Nation

Local Woman Transitions Into Late 30s By Making LinkedIn Her Social Media Platform Of Choice

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Breaking News

Local Kid Feigns Drunkenness After Learning Mum Put A Bit Of Wine In The Spag Bol

11 June 2021

Breaking News

Local Woman Resents Fact That She Somehow Looks Most Attractive Right Before Shower

11 June 2021

Breaking News

Anna Asks For A Refund On That 8 Million Bucks

10 June 2021

Breaking News

“I’d Give The Loo A Minute,” Says Dad Barely Concealing His Pride

5 June 2021

Breaking News

Government Considers Using Scam Emails To Trick Boomers Into Getting The Jab

5 June 2021

Breaking News

NSW Origin Squad Divided Over Whether Country Music Or Drill Rap Should Be Playing On The Bus

1 June 2021

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The Betoota Advocate Podcast

A weekly dissection of the Australian zeitgeist with high profile Australian guests. Clancy Overell and Errol Parker, editors of the explicitly raw but iconic Outback Australian newspaper known as The Betoota Advocate report fiercely – without fear or favour.

In-Focus

Melbourne Man Caught Trying To Enter International Space Station

11 June 2021

Only People Shocked Swimming Australia Has A Creepy Culture Are The Old Blokes Running It

11 June 2021

Chippy Unaware He’d Be Caned Into Unconsciousness In Singapore For Acting Like He Does In Bali

11 June 2021

Young People Told To Get The Astro Zucchini So Boomers Will Try To Take That From Them, Too

10 June 2021

Queensland Media Refuse To Name And Shame Victorian Woman Because She Probably Looks Like This

10 June 2021

Politic

Joel Fitzgibbon Getting Nervous After NSW Labor Fail To Win Seat They Haven’t Held Since 1910

24 May 2021

Government Set To Meet Climate Targets By Giving 10 Billion To Dying Fossil Fuel Industries

19 May 2021

Albo Busts Into Five Dock Barber Demanding To Know Who Owns The Sick Berlina 5 Litre Out Front

13 May 2021

Government Asks Youth To Use Their Retirement Savings To Prop Up Hyper-Inflated Property Market

11 May 2021

States Ask PM To Lend Them Tamil Family Detention Facilities To Help With Quarantine Effort

29 April 2021

Sports

Wayne Bennett Wakes Up To 97 Missed Calls

10 June 2021

“Right Where We Want Youse” Says Entire State Of Queensland After 50-6 Hiding In The Ville

10 June 2021

Peter V’Landys Signs Executive Order Allowing Payne And Tino To Go At It Without Consequences

9 June 2021

JT Kicks Off Conditioning Drills By Sending Maroons Into The Mad Cow To Wind Up Some Army Boys

8 June 2021

Footballer Booed Into Retirement While Game Did Nothing Surprisingly Turns Down Hall Of Fame

8 June 2021

Injury Cloud Surrounds Maroons As Entire Squad Reportedly Contracts Deadly Indian Strain

8 June 2021

The Nation

Bloke Who Hasn’t Really Been Out Much Since 2009 Orders Tray Of Jagerbombs For Everyone

“Abstract Art Is Shit” Says White Bloke With Meaningless Tribal Sleeve

Local Mature-Age Student Adds Another Valuable Family-Related Anecdote To Class Discussion

Local Woman Transitions Into Late 30s By Making LinkedIn Her Social Media Platform Of Choice

Report: NRL Mole Definitely Should Have Said Something About The Peptides

$17 Bottle Of Pale Ale From Airport Bar Really Hitting The Spot

Local News

Local Dad Helpfully Offers Cleaning The Garage As Perfect Solution For Childs Boredom Complaint

Hair Ties Become An Official Form Of Currency In All-Girl Sharehouse

Local Woman Relinquishes All Dignity and Crawls Entire Body Inside Doona Cover To Fit Corners

Barefoot Investor Mate In Large Group Makes Sure To Get The First Round

Local Woman Who Spewed In Her Cab Home Squashes Some Demons With Bit Of Sunday Arvo Gardening

Brisbane To Add Gender Reveal Burnouts Event If Olympics Bid Successful

World News

“Our Work Here Is Done” Says Australia, As Troops Leave Afghanistan With No Roads Or Libraries

26 May 2021

Melinda Gates Awarded Custody Of 50% Of World’s Population Controlled By Microchips

23 May 2021

Biden: “Please Don’t Use The $735M Worth Of Precision-Guided Weapons We Sold You 2 Weeks Ago”

19 May 2021

Matt Damon Asks US TV Hosts To Hold Up A Sec So He Can Get On Race 2 At Mackay Before It Jumps

12 May 2021

Denzel To Star In New Revoltingly Violent Movie He’s Clearly Not That Emotionally Attached To

7 May 2021

Big Pharma Feeling Persecuted By Calls To Make Life-Saving Treatments Accessible To The Poor

6 May 2021

Nation That Has 9 Cities With More Residents Than NSW Surprisingly Not Reliant On Our Business

6 May 2021

Gun Enthusiasts Outraged as Joe Biden Places Restrictions On Surface-To-Air Missiles

24 April 2021

“Well Thank Goodness That’s All Over!” Says White America

21 April 2021

French Foreign Legion Unveil Elite New Training Facility To Rival Australian Navy

16 April 2021

Chinese Military Drop Claims To South China Sea After Learning About Australian Twerk Division

15 April 2021

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