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CSIRO Decides Against The “We Found A Cure!” April Fool’s Day Prank

Headlines 1 April 2020

Bloke At Servo Counter Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Sickly Man In Face Mask Pulls Out A Knife

Breaking News 1 April 2020

Retrenched Conservative Weirdly OK With This New Socialist Safety Net

The Nation 31 March 2020

“They Better Not Thank God For This” Says Exhausted Vaccine Scientist Pulling 20 Hour Shifts

World News 31 March 2020

“Just Add These Bailouts To Our Tab,” Say Nation’s Millennials

The Nation 31 March 2020

Australians Begin Panic Buying Rita Hayworth Posters As States Bring In New Lockdown Measures

Breaking News 31 March 2020

“Yes. The Coronavirus Is The Reason I Am Cancelling My Gym Membership”

Local News 31 March 2020

Forget The Coronavirus, The Grasshoppers Are Back In Mount Isa!

Headlines 31 March 2020

“It’s Scary How Community Transmissions Keep Rising!” Say Deadshits During Illegal Picnic

The Nation 31 March 2020

“Peter, I Never Thanked You For Ruining My Life,” Says Malcolm Before Kayaking Off Into Open Ocean

The Nation 31 March 2020

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