WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Irwin Paisley-Adair says he’s not really too sure what all the fuss about tonight is.
The 54-year-old Accountant from Betoota Grove says he probably won’t bother paying much attention to the return of Rugby League, a phenomenon that has plenty around the country and the world intrigued.
This follows the NRL plowing on full steam ahead towards kick off tonight at 7:50 pm, in a moment that has been likened to the moon landing in rugby league circles.
The die-hard Reds and Churchie rugby fan explained that the only reason he’ll be watching is because of his two sons who are both are forced to play rugby at Whooton School, but love the game of. Rugby League.
“Rugby League is so symptomatic of the working class,” explained Paisley-Adair.
“Crass, devoid of intellect and monotonous,” explained the rich old boy who gets his kicks from having enough money to play the housing and share market and chortling about scrum chat with his fellow old boy mates.
“Run, tackle, run tackle, run tackle, run tackle, run tackle, kick, repeat,” explained the former prop who enjoys watching a game where half of the time on the clock is spent watching fat blokes reset scrums.
“Give me a Churchie v Nudgee game any day over Rugby League,” laughed the man who thinks the game of Rugby is dying in this country because of sports science.
“That’s what rugby should be doing,” he finally surmised referencing the fact Rugby Australia just announced some plans for a domestic competition in spite of the NRL kicking off their actual game tonight.
“Broadcast the schoolboys!”
More to come.
