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A local idiot who’s been going to the movies his whole life nearly failed to take a jumper into the cinema, despite knowing just how cold it gets in there.

It’s believed Gary, a 31-year-old male who still lives at home, was there seeing the latest transformers movie, Bumblebee.

The Advocate managed to grab him for an interview as he left the cinema with the other 10-15 year-old’s who chose to watch the movie.

“Fuck I don’t know what I was thinking” said the not freezing Gary Manu.

“It’s always cold in the movies, why would today be any different?”

“I know it’s a scorcher outside, but I was smart enough to remember it’s still cold in there.”

The Advocate reached out to Betoota’s Event Cinema spokesperson to see why they insist on making the movie theatre so cold and if there’s an actual reason or they just like making people uncomfortable.

“Well we do keep them a bit colder because it masks that ‘lived in’ smell that develops when people sit in a room for too long.”

“But you know, movie theatres have always been cold. So, if someone is dumb enough to know they’re cold and not bring a jumper then it’s on them.”

More to come

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