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A Prahrhan man has spoken of a new issue he’s facing this afternoon as the Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews decided to reopen the state’s economy.

Choosing the black jeans and the lace-up chukkas was the easy part, says Kevin Pooley. The hard part is choosing the North Face.

“We’re going for beers on Wednesday night,” said the Prahrhan local.

“Probably start at the pub in South Yarra where all the cool young blokes go. Not sure what it’s called but it’s in like a backstreet, with a main bar and a beer garden. Honestly, it’s got like a white picket fence and everything. It’s got me fuck what it’s called. I only moved here a year ago,”

“From there, we might just hop on the ding ding and go to Richmond. Again, not sure where. Not sure if we can get one tram there. Might have to walk east to Chapel Street and get a cab. Mate, I’m just really pumped to get out. Actually, you know that creepy Irish pub on Chapel Street? We might go there. I really am just so excited to get out on the cans. Haven’t been out on the beers in St Kilda yet. It’s actually a bit fucked down there if I’m honest. But, ah, yeah. I’ll send you a picture of all my North Face jackets and you tell me which one I should wear.”

A few moments later, our reporter’s phone buzzed on the desk.

Our reporter indicated that perhaps the monochrome leopard print one would be best.

Kevin agreed.

“Cheer brez.”

More to come.

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