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Bloke Working At Parkes Observatory Sighs After Being Asked To Provide Horoscopes At Pub Again

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    WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

    Will Miller is a pretty friendly guy, who’s often generous with his time.

    But, since moving down to the Central West, he’s had that personality trait tested somewhat.

    The young bachelor with a love of all things science moved down to Parkes a couple of years ago to work at the Observatory – a CSIRO facility that’s been at the forefront of astronomical discovery thanks to regular upgrades.

    However, despite being a pretty run of the mill STEM job, it’s drawn Miller a fair amount of attention from local women in the area, who often get their wires a little bit crossed.

    “Yeah, it happened again laughed night,” laughed the young man to our paper.

    “A mate of a mate bailed me up and started asking what her month’s gonna play out like.”

    “Because I look at the stars for a job,” he sighed.

    “And whether her sister was gonna stop being a bitch anytime soon.”

    “I contemplated just going with it again, but it was a fair weekend and I was out of steam.”

    Miller explained that while he had a basic understanding of the star signs and some of their traits, he can only muster so much psychic analysis before getting out of his depth.

    “So I just explained the difference between Astronomy and Astrology.”

    “She did do her best to pretend like she hadn’t completely lost interest, which is nice.”

    “But I moved things on pretty quickly.”

    “And I look forward to doing it all over again before the week is out,” he laughed.

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