Piers Morgan, the former host of Good Morning Britain has today fronted the press to assure everyone that he is not being fueled by hate and anger.

Speaking this morning, after being hounded like a member of the Royal Family for a brief moment in time, the big sook said that calling Meghan a liar is a ‘hill he is happy to die on.’

But not because she ‘ghosted’ him after what he fantasised was a date.

It’s because he believes in freedom of speech for people like him to attack people who are exercising freedom of speech to reveal the reality of the inner workings of the Royal family.

“She has done great damage to the family, and the Queen,” Morgan said this morning with tears rolling down his face, less than 24 hours after he was forced to quit Good Morning Britain.

“But not me, she hasn’t hurt me and I’ll keep fighting the fight,” he continued in between sobs.

“I don’t mind that she uncomfortably sat through a painstakingly long 4 pints at the pub with me because I kept buying another round every time she got halfway through her drink and then left as quickly as she could so she never had to talk to me again.”

“That doesn’t bother me at all.”

“Plenty more fish in the sea,” said the incredibly bitter man who has spent the last few years constantly attacking Meghan, for Meghan and Harry’s desire not to be parasitic Royal leaches who adhere to archaic ideologies and power structures funded by the public dollar.


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