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Wall Street has quoted popular Logan driller’s No Money Enterprise today and issued a strong message to the GameStop nerds; Playtime’s over, here to take over, we ain’t playing no games.
The warning comes after the top end of town have tried to shut down this GameStop craze.
“Joke’s over you fucking peasants,” explained one Hedge Fund Manager named Jordan Wolfe trying to prevent the free market from being free.
“You have had your laughs, but now there’s a precedent threatening our ability to control the markets, and that just can’t happen.”
Robinhood and Interactive Brokers, two large online trading platforms, have restricted trading in the video game retailer whose stocks soared this week in a Reddit driven trading frenzy that shook stock markets.
The stock went ballistic earlier this week after some retail, or everyday investors decided to talk on a Wall Street fund that tried to bet on GameStop failing – in a process called ‘shorting.’
However, with a bunch of Redditors deciding to take Wall Street on the shares surged an incredible amount and have left some big money players in a lot of trouble.
And that has not gone down well, with the top end of town, now trying to prevent the free market that they can usually manipulate unchecked, being manipulated by people outside of Wall Street.
“The Game Stop saga needs to end,” explained Wolfe who has somehow managed to get the likes of Ben Shapiro, Ted Cruz, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to agree on an issue.
“Wall Street and our financial system operates on the basis that retail investors and everyday people aren’t able to manipulate things like we are, and that’s how it should be.”
“The fact that everything is so complicated and difficult to understand isolates everyday citizens from the financial system and allows us to steer the ship however we want.”
“And this GameStop bullshit is a threat to that. So we are shutting it down.”
“Go back to your crypto currency or your shitty little stocks and stay out of our business.”
More to come.
